While hobbits scoffed their nosh by night
All up on Weathertop
Poor Frodo Baggins did awake
And flew into a strop

"Oh, put it out, you fools", he said
"Oh, can't you dimwits see?
This cooking fire you fools have lit
Shows up from here to Bree!"

The Ring Wraiths came
And mighty dread then seized poor Frodo's mind
He knew that it was Sauron's ring
That they had come to find

Then Frodo donned the ring, and was
To Nazgul view displayed
The Witch King loomed above him and
He stabbed him with a blade

"Ow!" Shouted Frodo, then forthwith
Appeared with shining flame
A Ranger of the North, no less
And Strider was his name

He drove the Nazguls all away
And shouted, "Food? My ass!
We need to save this hobbit's life
Fetch me some Athelas!"

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