( Aragorn sings)
Ever since I can remember, I've been hangin' round this joint-
Bom a shooby wabba, bom a shooby wabba-
Then a bunch of hobbits show up and the story's reached the point
Bom a shooby wabba, bom a shooby wabba-
When strangers start a talking, arousing Frodo's fears
He rushes over to 'em and he goes an' disappears!
Frodo Frodo Frodo Frodo
Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do?
Ringwraiths are a- ridin', an they're comin' after you! (repeat)
Oh, Sam , I know that you don't trust me, and it's Frodo that you're thinkin' of...
But get him out of here before the Real Dead Ringers come, Guv!
These dudes ride horses and they dress up in black,
They're all tooled up with weapons and they want to attack.
Sauron, he knows that you got his ring.
Nothin' he won't do to get his hands on that thing.
So just listen up, hobbits, now here's what to do,
We gotta move fast, 'cause they're comin' for you!
The Ring that we have, has a kind of attraction
And if them geezers show up, you'll see plenty of action!
Ever since I was a kiddy I just wanted to be king
But my sword, well it got busted, and I couldn't find the Ring.
But now we have the One Ring we have got the drop on Mordor.
So let's go see the elves and get my blade in working order!
Yeah , we gotta get past them riders, we gotta beat em fair & square,
Cos I know who they are, they're all REAL dead Ringers, oh yeah!