Mwahaha! Done it at last! This song's been kicking around in my head for ages,
and with the help of the lovely Lila it is now perfected! We do not own the characters,
the storyline or the tune - but sorry, Benny and Bjorn, if you're going to write a
song called "Ring, Ring", that is just asking for it!!
Based, of course, on "Ring, Ring" by ABBA
Original lyrics here
One Ring by Minto and Lila
He was sitting all alone
On his evil dark lord’s throne
When the Witch King came in
And said “My lord, we have good news
For the One Ring has been fou-ound-
It's been hidden underground
Under Misty Mountains
By a creature that they call Gollum
It’s been taken to The Shire
Shall we go and get it Sire? Oh, oh,
One Ring, forged to rule over them all
One Ring, made to make Middle Earth fall,
Your Ring, we are all hearing its call,
So we need to ride off immediately
And to track down that Baggins speedily
One Ring, Ring, yes, we are hearing its call
Your Ring, Ring, yes, we are hearing its call
Well, we felt the call so strong
So we followed it along
And we can't believe
That we could be so badly mistaken,
I am sure I felt it near
I am sure that he was here
Come on, guys, let’s fly
We need to move, that hobbit’s escaping
Well, we haven’t caught him yet,
But on catching him we’re set, oh-oh,
One Ring, forged to rule over them all
One Ring, made to make Middle Earth fall,
Your Ring, we are all hearing its call,
So we need to ride off immediately
And to track down that Baggins speedily
One Ring, Ring, yes, we are hearing its call
Your Ring, Ring, yes, we are hearing its call
One Ring, forged to rule over them all
One Ring, made to make Middle Earth fall,
Your Ring, Ring, yes we are hearing its call
One ring…”