The Grubbs

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Lila and Minto

My husband, Minto and I usually pass for a normal, happily married couple living in the south of England. We are both Pervy Hobbit Fanciers. I prefer Frodo and Sam, and rather like Merry and Pippin. If it comes to that, Bilbo's not bad for an older hobbit, either. At least, he wasn't before he did that disappearing trick at his eleventy-first birthday party. Minto is a one-hobbit man. Rosie's the only hobbit for him. He has always been in the habit of making up little songs, particularly when he is cooking my breakfast. When I hear some hymns played in church, I have difficulty keeping a straight face because of Minto's version! No, they are not smutty. They are about domestic things like feeding the dog. I sometimes join in and add extra bits to his songs. Minto decided to write some Lord of the Rings related Song Parodies. I've recently had a go at doing some myself, some of mine are angsty adaptations rather than comical parodies. We decided to make this site for our songs.

We're nice. Really. But we don't like being insulted! Recently, a certain website linked us, but rated our site as "A lousy site featuring nearly nothing worthwhile". We are song parodists! Insult us and our wrath will be terrible and our retribution will be swift!