We Will Rock You (Middle Earth Version) by Minto
BOOM-BOOM WAP!
(Times 8)
(Ents singing..)
Saruman you mad man, big man, bad man
You wanna rule Middle Earth you say -
Well you've ruined this place -
Big disgrace -
Breedin' them orcs all over the place!
(Chorus)
Singin' we will - we will - rock you!
We will - we will - rock you!!
(Bodygardener* sings lead solo, backed by Hobbitluvvers Choir...)
Shelob you're a spider, great big monsta -
Hidin' your face from the light of day
Till two hobbits come in -
Sam draws Sting!
Drivin' you back with the light that he'll bring!
He will - He will - rock you...
(Eowyn sings)
Nazgul, you're a Witch King
You seek the One Ring -
You can't be killed by a man, you say -
Well now, that's OK, I'm female - HEY!
My mate here, he's a hobbit - OKAY!!!
(Repeat chorus. Air guitar riff by Minto!)
(*Bodygardener is Sam's number one fan, who runs the site linked here)