Welcome to Middle Earth Music Hall! Help yourself
to a mug of ale or a pipe of Old Toby and sing
along with Minto and Lila Grubb!

Song Parodies and Adaptations Featuring Lord Of The Rings Characters. Our songs now have karaoke music you can select if you want to sing along!


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Good King Aragorn
By Lila and Minto
Song:"Good King Wenceslas"
Yule Song

Coming to Mordor
By Lila and Minto
Song:"Waltzing Matilda" by Banjo Paterson
Humour

The Ranger and the Elven Lady
By Lila
Song:"Whistling Gypsy Rover" Irish Folk Song

Romance

Simply The Best!
By Minto and Lila
Song: "Into The West"
by Fran Walsh, Howard Shore and Annie Lennox
Our tribute to Return of the King's Oscar success

Stinker
By Lila and Minto
Song:"Hound Dog" by Elvis Presley
Humour

Frodo's Farewell
By Lila
Song:"The Last Farewell"
by Roger Whittaker
Angst

Only a Hobbit
By Minto
Song:"Always a Woman"
by Billy Joel
Angst

Gollumian Rhapsody
By Lila and Minto
Song:"Bohemian Rhapsody"
by Queen
Angst/Humour

One Ring
By Minto and Lila
Song:"Ring, Ring"
by ABBA
Humour

Frodo's Chicken Dance
By Minto and Lila
Song:"The Floral Dance" Traditional English Folk Tune
Humour

The Balrog's Lament
By Minto
Song:"Take My Breath Away" by Berlin
Humour

You Look Like A Girlie, Legolas
By Minto
Song:"Where Do You Go To My Lovely?" by Peter Sarstedt
Humour
New verses added

Frodo
By Lila
Song:"Vincent" by Don McLean
Angst

Stand By Me, Sam
By Lila
Song:"Stand By Your Man" by Tammy Wynette
Angst

We Will Rock You (Middle Earth Version)
By Minto
Song:"We Will Rock You" by Queen
Humour

The Hobbit
By Lila
Song:"The Boxer" by Simon and Garfunkel
Humour/Angst

Dear Frodo
By Minto and Lila
Song:"Fernando" by ABBA
Humour/Angst

Don't Cry For Me, Samwise Gamgee
By Lila
Song:"Don't Cry For Me, Argentina" by Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd-Webber
Angst

Real Dead Ringers
By Minto
Song:"Dead Ringer For Love" by Meatloaf
Humour

He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother
Original Song. Not our work
It just reminds us of Sam and Frodo


Yule Songs

Hark The Bells of Gondor Ring
By Minto and Lila
Song: "Hark The Herald Angels Sing" Christmas Carol

While Hobbits Scoffed
By Minto and Lila
Song: "While Shepherds Watched" Christmas Carol


Songs from outside Middle Earth

Why the French Lost Waterloo
By Minto
Tune:"La Marseilles" the French National Anthem
Written in French!
Humour

Why We Won Waterloo!
By Lila
Tune:"La Marseilles" the French National Anthem
Lila's English version of "Why the French Lost Waterloo"
Humour


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