Welcome to "Battery Central", the easy-access hub of our "Bonkers About Batteries" section. Please note: The blame for this nonsense lies firmly at the feet of BBC London 94.9's Danny Baker (a.k.a. "The Candyman").
The Gobmeister, The Spinmeister (Rob), and Mr.5 (Stew) have found themselves drawn into a strange world of battery spotting. Not just any old batteries though. We're talking rarities here. We are not interested in your run-of-the-mill "Duracell", "Ever Ready", "Varta", "Panasonic", or "Rayovac". No. We are after those bizarre, wierdly named, and rarely seen varieties. We invite you to explore this intriguing phenomenon using the links in the table below, and we dare you to join us in the hunt for ....... "Bonkers Batteries"!
| Round One | Round Two | Round Three | Round Four |
| Round Five | Round Six | Round Seven | Round Eight |
| Round Nine | Round Ten | Round Eleven | Round Twelve |
| Round Thirteen | Round Fourteen | Battery With No Name | Extra |