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For Football's sake - WIN!!!!!
Peter Gilbert 25.9.00.

Anoraknaphobia
10.Things to know about Red Star Belgrade
1. Founded 1943 during WW2 and their supporters appear to be
still living it.
2. Stadium Capacity (not that we'll ever see it) 54,000. Vienna
waits for us.
3. They have been Yugoslav Champions no less than 21 times. Maybe
this year too.
4. They have been Yugoslav cup winners 18 times. But not the
league cup which we've won.
5. They've won the double 7 times. Obviously no competition.
6. Champions League winners twice. No chance whatsoever this
season, they're not that good.
7. Their President is called Dragan Djajic., and their manager
is Slovoljuib Muslin who is rather ill mannered.
8. They scored against us under an induced red fog.
9. Let's hope some stability returns to their war ravaged country.
10. If we show them no respect we could do 'em.
Reasons to be Cheerful
1. 4000 of us are going on a trip to Vienna.
2. Vienna is in Austria, it's civilized there.
3. I used to go on holiday in Yugoslavia, it was like Greece
with attitude.
4. Let's assume it's half time.
5. They got lucky at Leicester, very lucky, they can't repeat
that.
6. Our passing game clearly puzzled them.
7. We will refuse to start playing if there's any mist at all.
8. We play another Red Stripe Team soon.
9. It's on Channel 5 too.
10. My sister in law works at EMA.
War is over - Give Peace a Chance.
On a serious Note
We'll have no sympathy this time, up and at 'em lads.
I just hope no-one gets hurt, it's one of those occasions when
we must all watch out for each other.
However I hope PT gives their 'fakers' a roasting again.
Since we last played this lot we've gone 'Up in the World'
and we are now top equal with Man Utd, if that doesn't impress
the opposition nothing will.
Right this is what we have to do. We all go to Vienna in our
blue gear with flashing blue lights strapped to our noggins and
as soon as the teams run out we switch them on 'Out of the Blue'
or 'The thin blue line' and we leave them flashing for the first
five minutes of the game. Naturally we will have OK'd this with
the lads and Matt Elliott will dash forward and shoot straight
as dye at goal and their team will be so confused that they won't
realize we've scored till it's too late.
Our lads will then spend the rest of the game diving down to
the floor, being stretchered off, and writhing around in absolute
agony. We'll take free kicks accidentally from the wrong place,
our throw ins will take an age and our physio will run onto the
pitch with both his legs tied together. That's what you do in
Europe
we will make no effort to play football except when
we're near their goal. Our subs will sneer at their fans . Our
ball boys will nod off when they choose.
Finally we will be lucky to escape with our lives, our buses
will be stoned and smashed and at the end of our narrow victory
we will get no credit at all, but be blamed for all the trouble
and hassle.
We want this win very badly but we won't get it if we fall into
the Euro Trap. So no naivety, don't get booked, stay awake and
give as good as you get.
My mate turned to me towards the end of the game at our place
and said 'I don' think I like European football, it stinks.'
I know what he meant, it certainly isn't the beautiful game;
it's tarnished somewhat and we need to win to restore some validity
to the proceedings. For the sake of football lads
..WIN
!!!!!!!!!!!
Last Match City Player Analysis
Flowers: Where is the England call up?
Rowett: Where is the England call up?
Elliott: Where was the England call up? Sadly lost to
the Jocks.
Taggart: His country recognizes his great ability.
Impey: The most improved player in the team.
Savage: He's too honest, a great player, will definitely be booked.
International football will give him more composure.
Lennon: A great international.
Izzett: Where was the England call up? Lost to Turkish
delight.
Akinbiyi: Nigeria awaits you.
Eadie: Where is the England call up, he's better than
Barmby
Guppy: Played a couple of games for England, got injured
then was forgotten amidst Keagan's wailings for a left footer.
.
Subs:
Collymore: England isn't quite ready for him
Cresswell: England U21.
Gilchrist: He was the one who silenced Gazza, that ex
England player.
Up the City!!!!!!!!!!
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