We have received the following message from Belgrade - hope it makes you smile.

Congratulation from Belgrade to world famous English Gentlemen!

You did it! Your biggest success is to made Belgrade unsafe for playing
football match. But, you are in right. It is not honest to poor English
clubs to play one match at home and one abroad. I think UEFA must done new rules for Euro Cups. Every club from rest of the Europe who is playing vs. England clubs have to play the booth matches in England, because English people feel unsafe in the rest of Europe. The Pride Albion show us it's gentleman face, again. So I propose L.C.F.C. for the 2000. fair-play award.

I don't know, maybe you was listening a press conference after the match,
when our coach Mr. Muslin suggested Birmingen like a place for playing a
second leg. Mr. Muslin is wrong! He shows a bad Serbian manner, and try to put L.C.F.C. in trouble. Birmingen is so far away from Leicester Village,
and I think if UEFA don't approve a second leg will play in Leicester, this
match have to be played in some place close to Leicester, maybe Derby or Coventry.

I have to say that yours coach behavior was very good. He send a many of
nice words to our coach, so one more time shows the long tradition of
British culture. English police was very welcome to us. They transported us
to some village near your village, and did not permit to us to see
Leicester. Maybe they were afraid that somebody of us can go to London and kill some important person, because we, Serbs are the biggest terrorists in the world. Maybe there were afraid that some Red Star fan may have a love affair with some member of the Royal Family. But, it is impossible. We are Orthodox and everybody knows that ladies from British Royalty prefer Muslims to be their lovers.

Result? This is not important and do not shows a real picture of the match.
We scored in a big smoke from torches, the referee destroyed L.C.F.C. with his decisions, and our players player very hard and dirty. But English
players, were so gently and that is the way how you must behave to win the
2000. fair-play award.

I hope I heard from you soon, and GOD SAVE THE QUEEN, and booth uncolored persons in England

Vasa, ULTRAS RED STAR BELGRADE

P.S. If Red Star, in some bad case, win in second leg, the whole democratic and civilized world have to start bombing Serbia again, and to introduce L.C.F.C. in UEFA Cup winner.
See Delije in your village