Swallow your pride occasionally — it's non-fattening!

Constant change is here to stay.

All generalizations are false, even this one.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

You nonconformists are all the same.

Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.

It may sound like I'm in denial, but I'm not.

I can resist everything except temptation.

If writing graffiti was wrong, God wouldn't have given us the example.

Get the other guy before he gets -- ugh!

Sycophancy rules -- if that's OK by you.

Scots rule, och aye!

Schizophrenia rules -- OK, OK.

Free the Indianapolis 500.

Free the Chiltern Hundreds.

Procrastination rules -- well, one day.

Once I couldn't finish anything but now I

Forget history -- it's all in the past.

90% of bank managers take the Financial Times. The other 10% buy it.

Kilroy was here -- no I wasn't!

Make love, not war -- I'm married, I do both.

Flower Power rules -- bouquet.

I'm pink therefore I'm Spam.

Reincarnation is making a comeback -- over my dead body!

Sado-masochism means not having to say you're sorry.

Where's the graffiti? We're working to rule, OK?

Consideration rules, if that's OK by you.

Forget the Titanic -- any news of the iceberg?

Anarchy, no rules, OK?

The Guardian rules, OQ.

Nostradamus was here, tomorrow.

I'm immortal. So far.

Computers rule 01001111 01001011.

Marriage. Not a word, more of a sentence.

Gordon Brown knows what he's doing -- that's what scares me!

Godot must be using public transport.

Drivers proceed carefully -- do not kill a child. Wait for a teacher.

Elizabeth rules, God bless her!

I can't help it if I'm an atheist. It's how God made me.

Is a lady barrister with briefs a solicitor?

I was going to be a judge until they discovered my parents' marriage certificate.

Avoid hangovers -- stay drunk.

Unemployment is not working!

Grow your own dope. Plant a Tory MP.

Judaism rules, oy vey.

Life is fragile -- handle with prayer.