Comedy Terrorist

Here's a rundown of some his acts of TERROR!

1. Aged 12 he farted in School Assembly - that was funny!

2. Aged 14 he put on women's clothes for the first time. It was at the local Church Féte and he managed to break a prize winning marrow when getting on stage. It was meant to be a joke, but he lost a lot of mates after that.

3. Aged 19 and 3/4 he annoyed an entire tube train for an hour while it was stuck in a tunnel. They ended up paying him to leave - now that's what I call TERROR!

4. Last year he started getting on stage at local comedy nights - pissing off a lot of SERIOUS comedyans.

5. Got kicked in the balls by Ken Livingstone's security MAFIA.

6. Pissed off Eddie Izzard because he was wearing a better dress.

7. Upset a million Daily Mail readers by not behaving himself at Prince William's birthday party.

Personally I thought the farting in Assembly was funniest.