LOG ON:


Making a wood stove hot

LOG OFF:


Too much wood on fire

MONITOR:


Keep'n an eye on the wood stove

DOWN LOAD:


Gitten the farwood off'n the truck

MEGA HERTZ:


When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood

FLOPPY DISC:


Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood

RAM:


That thar thang what splits the farwood

HARD DRIVE:


Gitten home in the winter time

WINDOWS:


Whut to shut when its cold outside

SCREEN:


Whut to shut when its black fly season

BYTE:


Whut dem dang flys do

CHIP:


Munchies fer the TV

MICRO CHIP:


Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag

MODEM:


Whatcha do to the hay fields

DOT MATRIX:


Ole Dan Matrix's wife

LAP TOP:


Whar the kitty sleeps

KEYBOARD:


Whar you hang the dang truck keys

SOFTWARE:


Dem dang plastic forks and knifes

MOUSE:


What eats the grain in the barn

MOUSE PAD:


That's hippie talk fer where the mouse lives

MAINFRAME:


Holds up the barn roof

PORT:


Fancy flatlander wine

ENTER:


Notherner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all"

CLICK:


Whut you hear when you cock yer gun

DOUBLE CLICK:


When you cock the double barrel

REBOOT:


Whut you have to do right before bedtime, when you have to go to the outhouse