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Norwegian Beer is, of course, based on the Beatles' Norwegian Wood. Just thought I should mention that.

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Written 2003-10-19 23:08

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I once had a drink
Or should I say
It once had me

I went to the pub
Isn't it queer?
Norwegian Beer

I purchased a drink and imbibed many more for a dare
Then I looked below me and noticed there wasn't a chair

I sat on the floor
Nursing my rear
Drinking my beer

I stayed until two
Then my friends led
Me home to bed

They told me I worked in the morning and started to laugh
I told them I didn't and promptly collapsed on the path

And when I awoke
I was at home
This beer had thrown

So I fetched a mop
Isn't it queer?
Norwegian Beer

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Updated 2006-04-18 18:11
Born 1985-12-03 14:50

Mooquackwooftweetmeow is written by Greg K Nicholson, otherwise known as Greg Nicholson, Gregory Keith Nicholson or GKN.

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Written 2004-02-10 00:15

Mooquackwooftweetmeow's been a bit dead recently, but with good reason. I've been working on The Twaddle, a magazine-style thing I and my most esteemed colleague, Matthew Gardner, set up a couple of months ago.

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