FIRSTS SECOND
AFTER WINNING DRAW
The Fortress saw
another solid performance from the Firsts against
Kirkby Portland.
We missed Golden
Graham, The Butcher and Dale, but the Ibiza boys
were back in town. As so often happens, a big
Friday night on the lash concentrated minds.
DJ Sammy and Vat Man
Ladd made a safe and steady start putting on
nearly 50 before Sammy left to concentrate on
teas. Laddy reached before 50 before correctly
judging this was around his 20% for the day.
Tinno, in need of a
big score, looked serene and we were well placed
at 100-2 off 30 overs. Ted Vegas was more
swashbuckling, finding his trademark flick of the
legs in good order. Kirkby's pie chucker put the
brakes on a bit and Tinpot was out for 21 to a
Gilchrist slog. Rendu struck the ball sweetly but
as ever found the fielders, but made a pedigree
30.
Ted was finally out
of luck and breath for 52, but not before a
showboating, bat-kissing clip over mid wicket
from a yard outside off.
The cavalry arrived.
Meeky's batting order merry-go-round landed at
the 6 jacket, and he upped the rate with 2 sixes
in a quick fire 23. Baker was the recipient of a
dreadful drop, but could only make 3. It was left
to Jean Claude Van Dessy to reach double figures
for the season with a beautiful dab through
gully, and a Lara-esque pull over square leg.
Tuckers blocked out the last over to get us to a
very respectable 233-7 at tea.
Tea by Mrs Bradley
was a beaut. The highlight was split between the
chocolate fruit fondue and basmati meatballs.
Skipper Gillespie
came steaming in down the hill and quickly found
the edge, Laddy plucking the cherry. Meeky then
gained a plum LBW. Rocket responded with an
amazing run out deflecting the ball on his follow
through. A couple more wickets and we were on to
top at 40-5.
An opposition
rearguard saw one chap score a decent 80, but
once he'd gone the tail end Charlies showed no
interest in the game. However hard we tried we
couldn't get a breakthrough. Kirkby limped to
162-8, Rocket taking 4 wickets, Bobby and Meeky 2
each.
A winning draw and 17
points sees us jump up to 2nd in the table.
M.O.M. Rocket
M.O.M In Running
Bobby 2
Golden 2
Laddy 1
Meeky 1
Rendu 2
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NELLY
LEAVES CIRCUS WITH CUP WIN
Keyworth CC booted
the current leaders of 1A out of the cup for the
second consecutive year with a magical display
away at Long Eaton.
Rendu went out to
toss with their captain who was eager to speak
about their plans for a League and Cup double.
Back in the changing room, and lacking a
few first-teamers, Rocket was his usual self in
his man management skills. "How's your left
arm spin Wozzer?" "Not great, but
my right arm spin is fine" came the reply.
Meanwhile, Benjy was reluctant to leave the
dressing room without a Scooby Snack and Shaggy
for company having been spooked the night before
by Old Man Withers.
Long Eaton got off to
a flyer. Then the circus started as the
entire Elliot clan put down catches.
Rumours abounded that Cowlard and Tuckers
were also fathered by Ted as they showed that
they were jugglers who couldn't catch - five
clowns in one team. Then hope arrived as
the Band Stand started up. The music
rallied the Millers with Dave Hiller and Marcel
Dess(aill)y bowling great spells. However,
it was their dedication of "Nelly the
Elephant" to our heavy boned spinner that
got Baker blowing his own trumpet with four
wickets. 180 off 45 overs was average on a
glass outfield.
Tea, was steady,
whilst the large away support tucked in to Vino
Tinto with gusto.
KCC openers came out
as if fired from a cannon. Sammy had a
couple of failed hooks off their opener, but
middled the third. Laddy flicked and fluked
his way to the usual 20% and KCC were 70 for 0
off 10. A few wickets fell, and the circus
act of the lower order got twitchy. However
it was the old timers, Dessy and Nelly, who saw
the Millers home with 30 each with overs to
spare. After last year's defeat of the
Plums, the Millers took this scalp in their
stride, and off they went with a Trumpety Trump,
Trump, Trump, Trump!
MOM - Nelly the
Elephant
SECONDS STUFFED AT
STANTON
Downhill all the way
after a promising start for the Stiffs away at
high flying Stanton.
Bowling first we were
well on top. The Cabbage Patch kid bowled a great
spell, at one stage having figures of 3 for 6 off
6 overs. At 40-6 the home side were in all sorts.
However, we couldn't
press home the advantage. One batter made 70-odd,
despite only having one shot, but a shot that we
kept bowling to. Ground fielding was better than
of late, Sandy taking a great catch. But Murali
Burton was day-dreaming in the deep allowing a
skier to go over his head for 4.
Liam got a bit of tap
late on but finished with 5 wickets. 170-9 at tea
was a competitive score
Tea required a long
walk but was by no means the worst of the season.
In reply we were soon
in disarray. Star all rounder Ball was distracted
by a Kawasaki rally behind the bowler's arm and
went for a duck. Top Man Burton and Skipper
Cowlard both perished cheaply, along with Dimps
and Young Benji.
Ernie held on gamely
at one end to make 30 odd, but it was a
procession at the other, and we folded like a
pack of cards to be 51 all out.
M.O.M. Liam Elliott
M.O.M In Running
Leggy 2
Murali 1
Ernie 2
Liam 1
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