You must be a re-enactor, well this page still cannot be displayed

The page you are looking for sucks and is currently unavailable. The Web site probably told you it was unavailable but no! you had to look anyway. Well mr / miss no patience you didn't get very far did you?

Please try the following:

  • Click the refresh.gif (82 bytes) Refresh button,( there's always one!) or smash your computer with your holy water sprinkler.
  • If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly, you stupid idiotic moron your probably smash on mead and can't spell anyway let alone read this so don't bother!.
  • To check your connection settings, Do what you usually do and moan in a number of interesting ways. Trying to drop hints in a conversation to druid about how your computer don't seem right and how you've got a load of free beer cluttering up your place.
  • your Network Administrator is a tea addicted idiot who will probably mess up your system even further. But he has big sharp pointy weapons and knows where you live so be nice to him. Alternatively Microsoft Windows can examine your network and automatically screw everything up as well.
    If you would like Windows to screw everything up,
    click Detect Settings Screw everything up
  • Some sites require Windows to suck more than normal these are the sites that you spend hours on and curiously also have suck in the title. you then try to hide the evidence from your wife / girlfriend on pain of no nooky for the next many domestic's. Click the Windows menu and then click Windows suck rate to determine what strength "Suck" you have installed. Also try windows washer for guilt free shoe shopping.
  • If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure you give druid lots of beer / tea because he has photo's of you at various re enactor events in compromising positions, or worse still you may have got so smashed that you've gone and landed in a heap of trouble by selling you girl friend to him. RING ANY BELLS ADDAM? and these secure sites may hold the evidance.
  • Click the Back button to try another link or just give up and play some games for the next hour you know you want to really.


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