Anyone Fancy A Pint?

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? - Stephen Wright

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. - Humphrey Bogart

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.  - Frank Sinatra

The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.-William Butler Yeats

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you keep your mouth shut.-Ernest Hemingway

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.-Dean Martin

Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.-Anonymous

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink.-G.K. Chesterton

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.-Catherine Zandonella

Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.-Ambrose Bierce

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.-Anonymous

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.-Anonymous

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch ? -W.C. Fields

Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.-Anonymous

Work is the curse of the drinking classes. -Oscar Wilde

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -Hinny Youngman

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. - Michelle Mastrolacasa

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.-Tom Waits

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven...- Brian O'Rourke

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.- Winston Churchill

He was a wise man who invented beer.-Plato

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.-Benjamin Franklin

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.-Dave Barry

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.-Kaiser Wilhelm

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.-Dave Barry

I drink to make other people interesting.-George Jean Nathan
 

Hey! If You Like A Pint, All Of These Pubs Listed Below Are Within Walking Distance Of Sketty Park, And Some Are Better Than Others !

I would be interested in your views on any of these boozers, prices, quality, friendliness of staff, you know the score. Just hit the link below and tell us about the boozer. Any other tales of boozers in our fine city would be welcome so don't limit yourself to the ones below.

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Black Boy
Gower Road
KILLAY

Bush Hotel
Gower Road
SKETTY

Celtic Pride
Uplands Crescent
SWANSEA

Cockett Inn
Waunarlwydd Road
COCKETT

Commercial Inn
Gower Road
KILLAY

Dunvant
Dunvant Road
DUNVANT

Found Out Inn
Killan Road
DUNVANT

Olchfa House
Gower Road
SKETTY

Pub on the Pond
Mumbles Road
SWANSEA

Railway Inn
Gower Road
Upper KILLAY

Rhyddings Hotel
Brynmill Avenue
SWANSEA

Spinning Wheel
Sketty Park Drive
SKETTY

Uplands Tavern
Uplands Crescent
SWANSEA

Village Inn
The Precinct
KILLAY

Vivian Arms
Gower Road
SKETTY