From: Beekeeper Newsgroups: alt.non.sequitur,alt.fan.karl-malden.nose,alt.edgar,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.stupidity,alt.live-forever Subject: dabull jepriddy Organization: did i harangue giraffe, generally? Message-ID: X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.8/32.548 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 50 Date: Sun, 08 Oct 2000 05:46:52 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 63.38.125.148 X-Complaints-To: abuse@earthlink.net X-Trace: newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net 970984012 63.38.125.148 (Sat, 07 Oct 2000 22:46:52 PDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 07 Oct 2000 22:46:52 PDT a: these were the ghosts that chased pacman q: who are inky, blinky, and midsection a: no. joanne? q: who are inky, blinky, and THORAX a: no. walter, any guesses? q: [silence] a: you people are all going to hell q: hi my name is alex trebek a: what is scaffolding q: we went out to eat and i was so hungry i ate about two thirds of the chair, the tablecloth, and some of the waitress' hair before the meal finally arrived. huh? oh, veal parm. the sauce was like THIS thick. i *know*, can you believe they would-- a: what is scaffolding q: any guesses? a: I'M SERIOUSLY ASKING WHAT THE HELL IS SCAFFOLDING q: no. joanne? a: what q: yes a: oh is it my turn to pick a category q: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO HELL q: what is dante's inferno a: alex you're supposed to read the answer q: HELL a: hey beekeeper q: what is isaiah 9:1-3 a: shut up walter. hey beekeeper beekeeper: what a: incorrect, select again beekeeper: YOU'RE GOING TO HELL a: judges? q: [silence] a: ooh, sorry a: how much were you willing to risk q: what is jeopardy a: GAME'S OVER, ASS-CHIN. WHY DON'T YOU GET SURGERY SO YOUR CHIN DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A PAIR OF BUTTOCKS audience: [various hoots and catcalls] q: can i go home now a: sorry, no beekeeper: hey guys, what's going on a: we're getting drunk q: heh a: what is jeopardy