From: x@y.com (ß|µß - The Toastmaster General.) Newsgroups: alt.fan.karl-malden.nose,alt.romath,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Subject: MEOW DISBANDED FOREVER (was A proposal to stop the abuse of the lawnmeowers.) Date: Thu, 02 Dec 1999 03:00:31 GMT Organization: TINMC Lines: 99 Approved: Absolutely not. Distribution: random Message-ID: <824n7u$20q$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> References: <94i34sg1qucrjvutklvtm4otrpb579trpf@4ax.com> <3841CD87.488@tjhor.org> <3841D837.235E@tjhor.org> <81u1mj$298_006@poco1.bc.wave.home.com> <38431347$0$80456@news.net-link.net> <384bffae.17677337@news.alt.net> <38444ECF.3976@tjhor.org> <38479d06.13146958@news.alt.net> <824fr8$aq5$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> <3845cb34@news.networkone.net> <824j0k$aq5$5@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> Reply-To: x@y.com NNTP-Posting-Host: blackhelicopter.databasix.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Summary: The Toast With The Most! Keywords: meow, meow-meow, Henrietta Pussycat, zrbj, shpxurnq, toaster, zombie toaster, zombie weretoaster, netcop, arrugala X-Free: Dmitri Vulis X-Were: Toaster X-Meow-Cabal: TINMC X-Your-Momma: Fat X-Lucky-Strike: Means Fine Tobacco X-Packing-Material: Guinness Foam X-Font: Times New Romath X-Francis-Dec: computerized brain thinking sealed robot operating arm surgery cabinet machine X-Olive-Loaf: Maryanne Keyhole X-Veteran: Jiffy Klub D-Day X-Meow-Meow: Meow X-Nuke: France X-Alliance: Long Live The Alliance X-KotAGoR: XXXV X-Deanship: BVNGMVNCH University, Dept. of Motor Vehicles X-Website: http://super-mojo.virtualave.net/blub/ X-Member: Robby Rat's Final Lits X-Anty: spaemn adn sleiaz X-Bagde: #hs74j72fr375a X-Really-Big-Headers: making a comeback X-Meow: Bitch. X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.5/32.452 IT WAS NEVER BANDED IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!1!!!11!! HA HA WANKERS YHBT!!!!! You can't sue Meow, and you can't outlaw Meow, and YOU CAN'T STOP MEOW because THERE IS NO MEOW. Bake your noodle with this one: Meow is just a bunch of freaks with a very little in common but virulent individualism. We don't even *like* each other. For example, I think The 2-Belo is a short, fat, poor, ugly bald dwarflet. I think Menjy is a doddering, absentminded drooling codger. Raoul has multiple personalities and all of them are wankers. Balloo is a twisted, grotesque hairy crack dealer and Flaagg is a pimp with psoriasis. Sergi is a dockworker with rickets and the older kids steal Medical's lunch money and spraypaint on his moped. Per is a walking abortion, Jellie dresses funny and they all wet the bed on purpose. And it ISN'T JUST THE OLD-TIMERS. The n3Wb33zzzzzzzzzzzzz are even *worse*. Ward is a flatulent mental patient, Bassett mheh heheheh SPANK, and Heimdall is a Thalidomide baby with a Beavis and Butthead fixation and tapeworms. Lestat is an inbred AOL chat room refugee with genital warts and bad breath. Nightmare reeks of gin and unwashed buttocks and The Hate Filled ScottZf says he recycles BUT HE DOESN'T. And I'm the worst offender. I'm a bagde-wearin', list-subscribin' /\/\3 +00in' cross-postin' haiku-composin' CASCADING NEWBIE BUFFOON, and if these were THE OLD DAYS I'd be ASKIN' FOR THE FAQ. Think this is chaos? Think this is disruptive? Think Fluffy has forsaken us, that Meow is too much like The Rest Of Usenet and that afkmn is the embodiment of everything reprehensible in the universe? Think that (*gasp*) there's no plan, no cohesion, no rules and that none of this makes ANY FSCKING SENSE AT ALL?!?!/1"?!?! Well, I've only got one thing to say about that. ADD ME TO YOUR LITS. -- Listed FIRST on http://members.xoom.com/meowkillers/faq.html _____ .-' `-. ( ) x `-._____.-' ! ' ! < X ! ! : > ' : > ' ! 'L ! 4 ' '> : ! ! !h ` > > '> ' ! X ` :xx++~""~! :~! ! f ' 4 ' ! ~ \ > ': `~x. f ... ..... ~ .+~` `\. `\. \'~`M `\' / .:~` `"x. `%. "~ ' .:~~ .x=" ~+:. "+. `%. ..<(..xz@#"~""` `"*<:. `=: %: **! ::/*%)*"` .:~` .:= `""+x.`"x!x :f .+"` .x+""` ....::::++++~~!!.:::++- `h ~` ....x-~" ...::>**~""``` .:x~")! f ` =:.. `"<. .x+"~ %x" : .. ': +../ `"%+x.`"+.. ..x-~" .~" %. ~ \ .f "~x. `"~+:. :*"` .+" `"""" B L U B . `"=:. `"* :"` `"=x. " B O W T O M E O W . `~+:. * * * Knight of the Ancient Garter of Romath Anty spaemn adn sleiaz (bagde# hs74j72fr375a) Dean, Bungmunch University Dept. of Motor Vehicles Member, Robby Rat's Final Lits RLACTS, BT #23 Listed (once) on Scabu's Roll of Shame http://super-mojo.virtualave.net/blub/ * * * * *