"exclusivity"

Unlike other awards, the Hooby Quiche mark is the sign of exclusivity. That's right. Membership of the Hooby Quiche is completely unavailable. The trustees of the Hooby Quiche actively discourage networking, in an attempt to drive all net users into their own self-contained worlds. All is well. Do not panic. Meanwhile, the very exclusivity of the Hooby Quiche encourages jealousy and aspiration, and a craven desire for acceptance.
Our standard award. Even this is much too good for the likes of you.		The 3-star award for distinguished services in the field of elitism. Tim Thorne would proseletyze for DataBasix for a chance of one of these.
	The special award for pseudointellectualism, obfuscation, and obscurantism beyond the call of duty.		The Grand Marque of the Hooby Quiche. Eventually we'll find a use for it.