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ATTENTION, WORTHLESS SCUM!

IT IS I, SULFA BREFF, EATER OF SOULS, HERE TO EDUCATE MY INSIGNIFICANT MINIONS AS TO THE TRUE GLORY THAT WAS THE BRETHREN OF BEEZLEBUB. WE BURNED BRIGHTLY WITH HELLFIRE AND WERE GLORIOUS IN THE EYES OF OUR DARK LORD AND MASTER. LET US TRAVEL BACK TOGETHER, BACK INTO THE DEPTHS OF RECORDED HISTORY, BACK TO THE FATEFUL DAY OF THE 4TH OF MAY, 2001. IT WAS THEN THAT MY SATANIC BRUTHA, THE NIGHTMARE MACHINE, POSTED THIS MESSAGE TO THE UPA GROUPS.

WHAT HAPPENED NEXT WOULD ENTER THE ANNALS OF USENET HISTORY. IN THE NEXT WEEK, AND WITH OVER 2000 BRETHREN-RELATED POSTS, THE BRETHREN OF BEEZLEBUB DOMINATED DISCUSSION. IF YOU WEREN'T MIXING IT WITH THE BAD ASS MUTHAS FROM THE STYGIAN ABYSS, YOU WEREN'T WITH IT, BABY.

WHAT A SPLENDID TIME IT WAS TO BE ALIVE. THE PATHETIC MEOWERS AND FLONKERS WERE PANDERING TO OUR EVERY WANT. THE SULFA MINES OF ACHERON REACHED NEW HEIGHTS OF PRODUCTIVITY. THE SEX DUNGEON OF PERVERSION WAS A "MUST SEE" ATTRACTION ON EVERY GUIDED TOUR OF HADES. AS I REST UPON THIS BURNING OUTCROP OF BRIMSTONE, WITH MY PITCHFORK BY MY SIDE, SOMETIMES I WONDER IF TIMES WILL EVER BE SO GOOD AGAIN, AND AS I DO SO, MY MIGHTY ENGORGED SATANIC COCK THROBS WITH THE ANTICIPATION. WORD.