A Matter Of Sentiment
It was the eve of the great race, and scarcely a member of
Lady Susan's house-party had as yet a single bet on. It was
one of those unsatisfactory years when one horse held a
commanding market position, not by reason of any general
belief in its crushing superiority, but because it was
extremely difficult to pitch on any other candidate to whom
to pin ones faith. Peradventure II was the favourite, not
in the sense of being a popular fancy, but by virtue of a
lack of confidence in any one of his rather undistinguished
rivals. The brains of club-land were much exercised in
seeking out possible merit where none was very obvious to
the naked intelligence, and the house-party at Lady Susan's
was possessed by the same uncertainty and irresolution that
infected wider circles.
"It is just the time for bringing off a good coup," said
Bertie van Tahn.
"Undoubtedly. But with what?" demanded Clovis for the
twentieth time.
The women of the party were just as keenly interested in
the matter, and just as helplessly perplexed; even the
mother of Clovis, who usually got good racing information
from her dressmaker, confessed herself fancy free on this
occasion. Colonel Drake, who was professor of military
history at a minor cramming establishment, was the only
person who had a definite selection for the event, but as
his choice varied every three hours he was worse than
useless as an inspired guide. The crowning difficulty of
the problem was that it could only be fitfully and furtively
discussed. Lady Susan disapproved of racing. She
disapproved of many things; some people went as far as to
say that she disapproved of most things. Disapproval was to
her what neuralgia and fancy needlework are to many other
women. She disapproved of early morning tea and auction
bridge, of ski-ing and the two-step, of the Russian ballet
and the Chelsea Arts Club ball, of the French policy in
Morocco and the British policy everywhere. It was not that
she was particularly strict or narrow in her views of life,
but she had been the eldest sister of a large family of
self-indulgent children, and her particular form of
indulgence had consisted in openly disapproving of the
foibles of the others. Unfortunately the hobby had grown up
with her. As she was rich, influential, and very, very
kind, most people were content to count their early tea as
well lost on her behalf. Still, the necessity for hurriedly
dropping the discussion of an enthralling topic, and
suppressing all mention of it during her presence on the
scene, was an affliction at a moment like the present, when
time was slipping away and indecision was the prevailing
note.
After a lunch-time of rather strangled and uneasy
conversation, Clovis managed to get most of the party
together at the further end of the kitchen gardens, on the
pretext of admiring the Himalayan pheasants. He had made an
important discovery. Motkin, the butler, who (as Clovis
expressed it) had grown prematurely grey in Lady Susan's
service, added to his other excellent qualities an
intelligent interest in matters connected with the Turf. On
the subject of the forthcoming race he was not illuminating,
except in so far that he shared the prevailing unwillingness
to see a winner in Peradventure II. But where he outshone
all the members of the house-party was in the fact that he
had a second cousin who was head stable-lad at a
neighbouring racing establishment, and usually gifted with
much inside information as to private form and
possibilities. Only the fact of her ladyship having taken
it into her head to invite a house-party for the last week
of May had prevented Mr. Motkin from paying a visit of
consultation to his relative with respect to the big race;
there was still time to cycle over if he could get leave of
absence for the afternoon on some specious excuse.
"Let's jolly well hope he does," said Bertie van Tahn;
"under the circumstances a second cousin is almost as
useful as second sight."
"That stable ought to know something, if knowledge is to
be found anywhere," said Mrs. Packletide hopefully.
"I expect you'll find he'll echo my fancy for
Motorboat," said Colonel Drake.
At this moment the subject had to be hastily dropped.
Lady Susan bore down upon them, leaning on the arm of
Clovis's mother, to whom she was confiding the fact that she
disapproved of the craze for Pekingese spaniels. It was the
third thing she had found time to disapprove of since lunch,
without counting her silent and permanent disapproval of the
way Clovis's mother did her hair.
"We have been admiring the Himalayan pheasants," said
Mrs. Packletide suavely.
"They went off to a bird-show at Nottingham early this
morning," said Lady Susan, with the air of one who
disapproves of hasty and ill-considered lying.
"Their house, I mean; such perfect roosting arrangements,
and all so clean," resumed Mrs. Packletide, with an
increased glow of enthusiasm. The odious Bertie van Tahn
was murmuring audible prayers for Mrs. Packletide's ultimate
estrangement from the paths of falsehood.
"I hope you don't mind dinner being a quarter of an hour
late tonight," said Lady Susan; "Motkin has had an urgent
summons to go and see a sick relative this afternoon. He
wanted to bicycle there, but I am sending him in the
motor."
"How very kind of you! Of course we don't mind dinner
being put off." The assurances came with unanimous and
hearty sincerity.
At the dinner-table that night an undercurrent of furtive
curiosity directed itself towards Motkin's impassive
countenance. One or two of the guests almost expected to
find a slip of paper concealed in their napkins, bearing the
name of the second cousin's selection. They had not long to
wait. As the butler went round with the murmured question,
"Sherry?" he added in an even lower tone the cryptic
words, "Better not." Mrs. Packletide gave a start of
alarm, and refused the sherry; there seemed some sinister
suggestion in the butler's warning, as though her hostess
had suddenly become addicted to the Borgia habit. A moment
later the explanation flashed on her that "Better Not" was
the name of one of the runners in the big race. Clovis was
already pencilling it on his cuff, and Colonel Drake, in his
turn, was signalling to every one in hoarse whispers and
dumb-show the fact that he had all along fancied "B.N."
Early next morning a sheaf of telegrams went Townward,
representing the market commands of the house-party and
servants' hall.
It was a wet afternoon, and most of Lady Susan's guests
hung about the hall, waiting apparently for the appearance
of tea, though it was scarcely yet due. The advent of a
telegram quickened every one into a flutter of expectancy;
the page who brought the telegram to Clovis waited with
unusual alertness to know if there might be an answer.
Clovis read the message and gave an exclamation of
annoyance.
"No bad news, I hope," said Lady Susan. Every one else
knew that the news was not good.
"It's only the result of the Derby," he blurted out;
"Sadowa won; an utter outsider."
"Sadowa!" exclaimed Lady Susan; "you don't say so! How
remarkable! It's the first time I've ever backed a horse;
in fact I disapprove of horse-racing, but just for once in a
way I put money on this horse, and it's gone and won."
"May I ask," said Mrs. Packletide, amid the general
silence, "why you put your money on this particular horse?
None of the sporting prophets mentioned it as having an
outside chance."
"Well," said Lady Susan, "you may laugh at me, but it
was the name that attracted me. You see, I was always mixed
up with the Franco-German war; I was married on the day that
the war was declared, and my eldest child was born the day
that peace was signed, so anything connected with the war
has always interested me. And when I saw there was a horse
running in the Derby called after one of the battles in the
Franco-German war, I said I must put some money on it, for
once in a way, though I disapprove of racing. And it's
actually won."
There was a general groan. No one groaned more deeply
than the professor of military history.
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