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Jokes by ARCHANGEL
A bridge player has been stranded on a deserted island for 10 years.
One day he notices a speck on the horizon, and he watches intently as
it draws near. “That can’t be a boat?” he thinks. “That
can’t be a fish?” Suddenly, a beautiful woman emerges from
the sea wearing scuba gear and a wet suit.
“Hi there!” she says.
The man is amazed. “But… but… how did you get here?”
“Never mind,” says the woman as she unzips the left pocket
of her wet suit and hands the man a cigarette.
“Wow, this is terrific! I haven’t had a smoke in 10 years!”
“Enjoy!” says the woman as she unzips the right pocket of
her wet suit and gives the man a flask of whiskey.
“I can’t believe it! This tastes so good!”
Next the woman starts to unzip the long zipper that runs down the front
of her wet suit. “Now I’ve got something you really want.”
“What!” he says, “Don’t tell me you’ve got
a deck of cards in there too!”
One wish
A bridge duffer was polishing a lamp and… poof! Out popped a genie
who said, “You have freed me and I will grant you one wish.”
The duffer unfolded a map of the world and said, “Let all of these
countries live in peace and harmony.”
“You’ve got to be kidding! I’m only a genie.”
The duffer thought for a while and then suggested, “OK, then make
me a winning bridge player.”
“Hmm… ” the genie pondered. “Let me see that map
again.”