This Little Fencer Went to Sydney

(Or, Fencing Meets the Barbarian Infidels)


This little fencer went to Sydney,
This little fencer saw epee.
This little fencer saw foil,
this little fencer saw sabre.
And this little fencer said
"$65 for 4 bouts? I don't care if it is the finals!"

That was back when the first round of tickets was offered to the public, by the second round I relented and ironically got better seats than David's first round tickets. Now in Sydney, I wish I hadn't been so cheap, I really wish I was at the women's epee right now. Oh Well... live and learn.

Friday 15th September.

It was a day much like any other, up too early, going to work, that sort of thing. By 4pm I decided I had accomplished all I was likely to, and so with mounting excitement I returned home early, arriving mere seconds before David rolled up in the car.
Back when I bought my tickets I was fairly indifferent about the whole thing, but with the rapid approach of the opening ceremony the excitement grew, and now I was really looking forward to this trip
We packed, set the VCR to tape the Opening ceremony, switched off everything else, then departed only about an hour later than scheduled in Davids original plan. At the airport a giant screen was showing the opening ceremony broadcast, the associated crowd doing a good job of blocking access to both the check-in and the boarding gates. Coincidentally there were a lot more final call announcements than usual. We fought our way through and homed in on the e-ticket terminals. I love the internet. Within moments we had our boarding passes and were trotting smugly to the end of the very short e-ticket baggage check in line. The remaining time to departure was spent adding to the escalator congestion problem as we watched part of the opening ceremony... Cardboard sheep??

A fairly typical flight brought us to Sydney, where we were greeted by a small mock-olympic flame burning in the entry way. After grabbing a snack in lieu of dinner we claimed our baggage and made our way to the gleaming new airport railway. Not carrying fencing equipment was a strange experience.

For those planning to arrive at Sydney airport and take the train into the city in the near future, here is the ritual you must observe:
Line up at ticket machines, pull out cash.
Enter destination, swear loudly, pull out more cash.
Return to companions with tickets, who will then shriek in dismay at the price.
Apparently the users are paying for the shiny new rail link, and it hurts. David and I were a little quieter in our indignation than the ritual calls for, but they let us through anyway.

So anyway, we made our way to Campsie, where we were house sitting for an absent SCA fencer. The house was pretty much what I've come to associate with SCAers. A solid construction built at a time when homes were intended to outlast human civilization and accomodate people10 feet tall. There were bookshelves containing titles like "arms and armour" and "Dune". Cupboards overflowing with bits and pieces, that sort of thing. Very much like home truth be told, though I prefer a more open plan construction. The computer case in the bedroom that was taller than me was unusual though...

We tentatively explored our temporary home as midnight approached, eventually arriving at the kitchen. The light startled assorted 6-legged creatures, which in turn startled us. More disturbing however was the terrified exodus caused when we opened the fridge. David and I exchanged glances, but hey, for free accommodation at the Sydney Olympics you can put up with a lot. We just decided to eat out.
It was now very late indeed, so after careful inspection for other occupants I settled into bed while David took care of locating tomorrows breakfast.

Saturday 16th

At 7am the mobile phones beeped their wake-up call. Since they disagreed about when 7am actually was it didn't matter so much that I slept through the first one. Eventually I dragged my reluctant corporeal form out of bed and into the morning routine.
A quick inspection revealed the secrets of the archaic toaster, and sent what I assume was a cockroach into a flying leap for safety.
Our trek to the venue proved quick and easy, public transport having improved substantially since I last grappled with it. The concept of queues and security checks at a fencing competition was a novelty which fortunately didn't take long. Soon we were entering the venue just in time for the Men's individual Epee.
The seating was ... cosy. Shoulder to shoulder, thigh to thigh, and in David's case with knees crushed against the seat in front. Not a good way to spend a day. The audience was largely a who's who of Australian Fencing.
I've never really been a spectator at a sporting event, I've always seen sport as something you do, not something you watch. So this was something new for me, and I was surprised by the amazing atmosphere you get at an Olympic fencing event. I can't describe it, if you ever have the chance you'll just have to go and find out for yourself.
The early round was marked by theatrics as top ranked fencers took time to enjoy themselves and play up to the crowd. The all Italian match proved particularly entertaining, one suspected that Milanoli and Marrozi had trained together too often as they ignored the referee and argued with each other about where the hit had landed.
The audience politely applauded all competitors, particularly after good hits, but saved most of it's encouragement for whichever fencer seemed to be falling behind, or provided the best show. Unless of course an Australian was present, at which point all attention went to them.
I find myself wondering if any fencing event has ever experienced the unmelodious chanting of "Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi!" or a whole crowd stamping it's feet hard enough to shake the stands. My neighbor in the stand, who until then had been content merely to demonstrate his knowledge of fencing terminology to everyone in the stand now gave his full voice to encouraging the fencers with such cries as "Stick it to him Gerry!".
When our last hope was finally bundled out of the 16 you could easily make the mistake of thinking he'd won given the rousing farewell he received. I love fencing in Australia.

When it was all over we wandered out via the souvenir stand, and I regretted that I wouldn't be back for the finals. After lunch I headed home while David returned to the venue. I was back in time to catch up on the news, channel flicking in search of fencing. Only one mentioned it, in a list of medals being decided today.
A quick trip to KFC for dinner, which confirmed my suspicions that our house moves further south as the day goes on. I also picked up some surface spray which was applied liberally to the kitchen floor. The evening was spent watching the Olympic coverage, the irony of coming to Sydney to watch it on TV not being lost on me. David came home and told me all about the last bouts, then joined me in contemplation of the box.
Fencing did eventually get mentioned, on the Roy and HG show which told the world the "ipiy" fencer David Nathan was the first Aussie Olympian to be eliminated, and now he could spend the next two weeks partying (it's that sort of show).

Sunday 17th

This was my slack day. David went off to watch more epee, I stayed home with all sorts of good intentions of writing my trip report, drawing some fencing strips, reading my book, maybe meeting David for dinner. In practice I watched the Olympic coverage on TV.

No, the irony of the situation was, again, not lost on me.

That evening I wandered into the city to meet David for dinner. We ended up following a bunch of other Victorian fencers to a Spanish restaurant where neither of us found anything edible, so we just hung around to catch up on gossip then went in search of less interesting food.

Monday 18th

This was the day we went to Homebush to see what all the hype was about at Olympic Park. The trip wasn't exactly seamless as we discovered the phenomenon of helpful volunteers making things up if they didn't know the answers. But we got there eventually, and began the Long Trek South from the apparently irrelevant North Gate to the South were all the venues actually were.
I had a ticket for the table tennis, why is a long story but essentially it was an excuse to visit Homebush. By the time I got there my token ticket for the 10am session was long over, which was a little disappointing but I got over it. Fate had decided that it was time for me to discover Pin Collecting, and once I got my first handful of fencing pins all thoughts of unused tickets were banished from my mind.

I endured the long lines at the official merchandising shop while David wandered in search of photos. We met up afterwards to share a coke and begin the slow crawl to the train station.
An interesting side note: in the entire site you could purchase only 3 types of icecream. There were vendors every few paces, but all sold only the same 3. This seems most peculiar to me, particularly since I didn't want any of the 3 on offer.
We made it back to Darling Harbour just as the Team Epee finals were starting. By this stage the official merchandise stand had run out of all fencing specific merchandise, much to the annoyance of many. No new stocks would arrive, so it seems someone seriously underestimated demand.

The fencing was good, I was a little disappointed when the French lost by one point since I thought they put in the better performance up until the last bout, but watching a bunch of happy Italians bouncing around was quite fun. Saw my first medal ceremony, and the chaos that followed among the Italian supporters who had massed down in front of the piste.

Tuesday 19th

Up early again, this time for the Mens Individual Foil. Public transport continued to serve us well, and the security checks were becoming rather less thorough. Apparently they'd figured out that only very media-shy terrorists were likely to target bomb threats at fencing.
I found the early rounds rather disappointing, I sort of imagined that at Olympic level fencers wouldn't make unforced errors, and when they did they'd be punished severely for it by their opponent. Not so it seems, given the number of attacks that landed flat or missed entirely, were launched from point blank range, and sometimes both. I guess their opponents had good reason for not retaliating, or perhaps it was all happening to fast for them. It *was* fast, I'll give them that, but that first round reminded me of the time we watched a video of Monash foilists in fast forward. Things did improve later, but apparently my expectations were just too high.

We wandered home afterwards, where I settled down in front of the TV while David went out and about with his camera seeking photo opportunities. Sometime much later he returned with pizza to find me precisely where he had left me. I *did* get up a few times during those 5 hours or so but my feet were blistered something awful after the Olympic Park trek yesterday and objected to being any where near the floor.

So we ate, watched The Dream, and were delighted to see some Team Epee highlights from the night before. I stayed up 'til the end hoping for more but alas it was not to be.

Wednesday 20th

T'was sleep-in day, and so we slept. Sometime in the afternoon we emerged and figured out how to use the washing machine. Our main concern was getting the strange odour out of the towels, which had been growing steadily worse despite sticking them out in the sun to air.
The washing machine washed, but balked at the idea of a spin cycle and apparently decided that soaking garments could be hung out just as easily as damp ones so its work was done.

That evening my feet were feeling up to a bit of walking, so we trained and hobbled further west to the outer suburbs and the only Lonestar Restaurant near a train station. Life contains few pleasures as great as a really good steak.

Thursday 21st

Finally, we had reached sabre day. Men's sabre and women's foil, which between them made for a very interesting day.
I hate to day it, but I didn't think much of the womens foil. The top few were very good, and made the rest seem very sub-standard in comparison. For some reason they kept closing distance, and discovering too late that they were far too close and the only parts they could hit were all well below the target area. The Italian who was the eventual winner clearly knew how to infight and was at a distinct advantage because of it.

I did like the Men's sabre, however I must apologise in advance for my next observation, I'm sure I'm just weird and it's nothing to do with you guys.
They were cute, adorable in fact. They reminded me of cuddly teddy bears. Yes, I know that's an odd thing to say about men swinging sabres at one another, but that's my skewed perspective. Perhaps I've been drawing too many fencing comic strips.
After the epee and foil the overwhelming impression I had of most bouts was of two cuddly teddybears throwing themselves at one another, touching, then, still with their momentum carrying them forward they turned to the referee with fists raised in hopeful triumph, bouncing off one anothers shoulders. It was adorable, and had most of the audience, including myself, in hysterics.
Other more normal observations are that it was astonishingly fast, and some bouts did actually feature some tactics. There were parries, and they were beautiful to behold.

After the finals everyone who's anyone in Australian sabre fencing seemed to be wandering around outside. David and I tagged along with some uni fencers to a chinese restaurant (where we did actually eat this time). The pack of vicious fencers then descended upon an unsuspecting mountain of ice-cream which didn't stand a chance. Feeling thoroughly bloated, we then ambled along to the train station and headed for home.

Friday 22nd

This was our last full day in Sydney, so we did what all good tourists do, we shopped.
It started with a quick trip to the local Woolworths which was cheap since they didn't have any interesting lego.
We then headed into the city, parting company at Central station as David went in search of Photographic stores while I indulged my new addiction for fencing pins.
The pin market apparently hadn't attracted the crowds they'd hoped for, the large pavilion looking rather barren. I guess the sellers had sensibly followed the crowds down to Darling Harbor. Nonetheless I parted with most of my cash, and resisted great temptation when one vendor unveiled a large collection of fencing pins for my perusal.
I then made my way to the rendezvous point which was Abbys Bookshop, David arriving shortly after me. We browsed, then went in search of dinner. Of course a quick detour via the pins was in order when we wound up at Darling Harbor, and a few final purchases made as they started packing up.
During the day I'd noticed on occasion that peoples friendly lessons were starting to wear off. I'm not surprised, people tend to be pretty dumb when taken out of their familiar surroundings, especially when they expect friendly volunteers to be able to save them the trouble of actually looking at a map or thinking logically for a moment.
I was however quite shocked at the outright selfish and rude behaviour of people at our final dinner destination. The much anticipated athletics race featuring Cathy Freeman was about to start, so I guess our timing wasn't the best when we went looking for seats with dinner in hand. People had gathered in front of the large TV, and weren't going to give up their seats merely because someone wanted to eat there. We were told in no uncertain terms to stop blocking the view. Sabreur instincts coming to the fore, bloodshed was avoided when some people who didn't have a good view anyway made some room for us. I've never encountered anything like it before, but now I know where some of the Melbourne prejudices against Sydney-siders come from.
Once done, we wandered home, watched The Dream, then went to bed.

Saturday 23rd

We slept in as much as possible before running around the house packing and cleaning up. When all was in readiness we locked up, hid the key in the prescribed location, and cases in hand made our final journey to the Campsie train station.
The crowds were a little heavier than on our arrival, but we made the journey without incident. At the airport we again did the e-ticket fleche through check-in and joined the throngs at the airport TVs who had gathered to watch the 1500m freestyle swim. The event finished at about the time we were due to depart, the crowd cheered, and a disembodied voice apologised for the delay of our flight to Melbourne "due to the 1500m event" and reassured us that boarding would commence shortly.
So we headed back to Melbourne. Union strikes deprived me of my on-board meal and I felt decidedly cheated. Back at Tullermarine I struck off in pursuit of muffins while David waited for the baggage. Possessions claimed, muffin eaten, we rolled into the carpark, paid our way out, and our epic journey concluded with the collection of a weeks worth of mail on our way up the drive.

So that was this fencers trip to the Olympics. It was great fun, I'm very glad I went, and the prospect of Athens in 2004 looks decidedly tempting. Hey David, we were planning a visit to Europe sometime anyway, weren't we? :-)


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Written by: Lisa Lagergren
Date: 2000