Diary of an Incapacitated Fencer.

Week 0.

On Tuesday I sprained my ankle, immediately after deciding "just one more hit, then time to go home". I was immediately surrounded by concerned fencers, who were quite dissapointed that they didn't get to use anything from the first aid kit (my ankle was already bandaged due to general weakness and a bruised joint).
After waiting for several hours in a public hospital to get my ankle X-rayed, it was declared to be not serious, and I was issued with crutches. I took the rest of the week off sick, partly due to the insistance of my boyfriend, David, partly due to the pain I received every time I knocked it on something, mostly due to the fact I couldn't get my shoe on over the swelling.
It was a restful week, spent mostly in bed, on the couch, or at the computer, due to the inconvinience of crutches.

Week 1.

Following a sucessful Xena marathon on the weekend, I am back at work on my crutches. I have developed a great dislike of those crutches, I swear they hurt more than the ankle. Much to David's horror, I have abandoned them over short distances. "See, I can walk fine!" (limp, hobble, hop).
I am beginning to miss fencing. After regular exercise for 3 years, I'm no longer used to prolonged inactivity.

Week 2.

The crutches have done horrible things to my back, my chiropractor was appalled. I've been so focused on the pain in my ankle and shoulders I didn't really notice that my neck had gone ridgid. The relief when it was released was quite remarkable. I will be coming weekly until I recover from the crutches.
With this in mind, I discard the crutches for good. "I can walk fine, stop fussing." (limp, hobble).
Fencing withdrawal is beginning to set in. I frequently get the urge to poke and whack things, things usually being David whenever he strays within reach. He has become very good at dodging

Week 3.

My limp is now barely noticable, the crutches have been returned to the hospital. Unfortunately I still have trouble on all but level terrain, my ankle is still very stiff and so has trouble with ramps and is too weak to propel me up stairs. I also have to watch out for cracks in the pavement, snagging my foot on them is quite a painful experience, and the aforementioned stiffness means I'm not lifting my toes enough to clear them normally.
This greater mobility allows me to pursue David when he dodges. He is becoming quite good at parrying.
The limp is still doing nasty things to my back and giving me headaches. Chiropractor is getting lots of my business.

Week 4.

I can now walk up shallow stairs, and handle ramps. Still can't do fencing footwork though, ankle is far too stiff. Despite this lack I successfully held my own in a duel with computer accessories against David.
Last night I dreamt I was fencing.

Week 5.

I climb stairs now, not quite with ease, but I climb them. Still getting regular twinges from my ankle though. The worst time is first thing in the morning, after a night of inactivity I can barely move it at all. Once it warms up it's not too bad though.
My ever increasing mobility enables me to continue my random attacks on David. I must say he is being remarkably tolerant, and it's very nice of him to keep massaging my calves and ankles for me.
Fencing invades my thoughts during idle moments. I have drawn up a plan to build an olympic-style fencing venue out of lego, and am regularly e-mailing the club committee with suggestions and ideas for the club. They are also being remarkably tolerant.

Week 6.

With lots of warm up I can do footwork! No lunging yet, alas, but still this is a wonderful development. David's riposte's and counter attacks have become a problem, but I can get around this by giving him a hug first, and waiting until he lets his guard down.
During meetings at work I fantasize about fencing.
Fencing withdrawal has become chronic. When David wasn't looking I swung some of my replica swords in the lounge room. I am becoming increasingly prone to violent outbursts. Fortunately David only seems to be amused when I fling things across the kitchen and thump inanimate objects.

Week 7.

"My ankle is fine. I can fence. I promise I won't lunge." If I don't hit something soon (with a sabre, as opposed to my fists), then I will go crazy.
Tuesday night I dragged David along to fencing practice, and did some foot work, some blade work, and then some actual fencing with extremely limited footwork. It felt good, but alas I have lost much fitness and could not keep it up for long, even if David would have let me. By the time we got home I was fully recovered, and still on an adrenalin high from the fencing, so poked and prodded David as he was washing dishes, until he brought soapy water into play.

Week 8.

Still no lunging, but I am fencing again, and I am happy. I suspect David is too, although I still jab at him every now and then just to help keep his reflexes sharp. Ankle isn't perfect yet, and my back is still a mess from not walking properly, but things continue to improve and I hope to be back to normal in another month.
I'm not addicted to fencing, I could quit any time I wanted to.


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Written by: Lisa Lagergren
Date: 25-11-98