This Morning With Richard Not Judy

Two years after Fist of Fun, Rich and Stu returned with a new Sunday morning show with a difference. The difference being, it was on in the afternoon. Here are some of the people TMWRNJ introduced us to.

As a special treat I've managed to get Brian Cant of Playaway and Organ Gang fame to write the captions for this section!

*Rich and his milk*
Here we can see Richard Herring enjoying a small glass of Sperm Whale milk.

Rich likes all sorts of milk and he has experimented with farming mice and women for their milk. That may seem sick to you, but I ask you who is the real sick man? Is it Rich, who kidnaps women and then sells the milk they produce to unsuspecting passers-by or is it the business man, in his suit and tie, filling out his expense account!

(It's Rich, obviously.)




*The Curious Orange*
And here we have the Curious Orange. The strange half-man/half-citrus fruit appeared each week to ask Rich and Stu a question that he was curious about. At the end of the series it was revealed that the Curious Orange was the result of a union between an orange tree and a drunken Richard Herring.

But I ask you, who is the real sick man here? Is it Rich, who...

(*sigh* I can't be bothered with the rest of this rubbish. You know the joke, anyway. I used to present Playaway. Yeah. Millions of kids would tune in to watch my show. Now look what I have to do!)




*Jo Unwin and the actor Kevin Eldon*



Here is Jo Unwin and the monkey-faced actor Kevin Eldon.

(They're not really married you know. The whole marriage break-up was a sham to keep you watching).




*The Unusual Priest*


In keeping with Sunday being the holy day, Rich and Stu invited a priest to record a series of inspirational messages for the show. Unfortunatly, the one they picked was a little 'unusual'.

(You see, the character was called the Unusual Priest. Do you see what I did there? He isn't really a priest by the way. It's actually Kevin Eldon in a wig and a dog collar.)




*Trevor and Natalie*

"Trevor and Natalie, coming down the stairs! Trevor and Natalie, they're easy on the eye."

And after one character wearing a dog collar we have another. The disturbingly small-faced Trevor and the normal-faced Natalie were introduced as slaves for the King or Queen of the show. Unfortunatly, you have to pay people more if they talk on a TV programme and the TMWRNJ budget didn't stretch that far.

(Do you see how I linked those last two pictures together? Good wasn't it?)




Oh, come on. I worked long and hard on that link. It's worth some response isn't it?

I'm Brian Cant, you know. Yeah, that's right. I use to work with Jeremy Irons on Playaway. If things had worked out differently that could have been me on Brideshead Revisited and doing all that sexy stuff in Dead Ringers. But no, old muggins here ends up doing this, don't I?

Well, sod you then! I'm out of here!

In all my years in television I have never been treated like this! Not on Play School, Playaway, Trumpton, nothing! The most half-arsed excuse for a website I've ever seen!

Well, see how you get on without me!



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