Richard Herring's List of Milk

During an episode of 'This Morning With Richard Not Judy' Rich read out a list of all the types of milk that there are.

Unfortunatly, interferance drowned out most of this list. Now, for the first time, this list can be printed in it's entirety.


Pig's milk

Leopard milk

Coypu milk

Horse milk

Otter milk

Sl%th mi*k

Mo£n$%y*M8lsdf

All&gat$r$^M^l£"%*gf**

ERROR 464 SIGNAL LOST

I am Roger Crowley, and you will never meet a more wicked man!

On Thursday, I decided to raise the Loch Ness monster from his watery depths, hypnotise him and make him my slave.

Destroying all who refuse to bow before me!

LET THE MAYHEM COMMENCE!!

I made my incantation and the watery beast rose up and floated towards me as though hypnotised!

And here he is!

Roger Crowley and 
Nessie!

Oh my!

Look! He is in my power!

"Errghh! I am hungry Roger!"

Yes, I know.

"I need flesh!"

Hmm?

"I will eat Mrs Rampton!"

Shhh! Be quiet, Nessie.

You have two days to agree with my demands...or the monster is released!

Oh, yes. One day you will all see my power!

*^&%^$ M^lk

Rat Milk

Duck-billed Platypus Milk

Weasel Milk

Cow Milk

Dog milk

Winkie milk




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