During an episode of 'This Morning With Richard
Not Judy' Rich read out a list of all the types of milk that there are.
Unfortunatly, interferance drowned out most of this list. Now, for the
first time, this list can be printed in it's entirety.
Leopard milk Coypu milk Horse milk Otter milk Sl%th mi*k
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On Thursday, I decided to raise the Loch Ness monster from his watery depths,
hypnotise him and make him my slave.
Destroying all who refuse to bow before me!
LET THE MAYHEM COMMENCE!!
I made my incantation and the watery beast rose up and floated towards me
as though hypnotised!
Oh my! Look! He is in my power!
"Errghh! I am hungry Roger!"
Yes, I know.
"I need flesh!"
Hmm?
"I will eat Mrs Rampton!"
Shhh! Be quiet, Nessie.
You have two days to agree with my demands...or the monster is released!
Oh, yes. One day you will all see my power!
Rat Milk Duck-billed Platypus Milk Weasel Milk Cow Milk Dog milk
Winkie milk
Pig's milk
I am Roger Crowley, and you will never meet a more wicked man! 
*^&%^$ M^lk
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