UBER: Your eyes are like emerald jewles in a sea of pure desire

NORM: You have nice green eyes

UBER: Our love is a secret trist.

NORM: I am already dating someone.

UBER: I find that the minimalistic look in my room helps me find my innerself.

NORM: Don't go into the cupboard, thats where I hide all my junk, it is full of cuddly toys.

UBER: The sky is heavy dark and foreboding

NORM: The tv said it would rain

UBER: I would love you like only the dead can!

NORM: Dont expect me to move during sex

UBER: I may be smiling on the outside, but on the inside I am crying!

NORM: I am Fucked up!

UBER: I am Pagan

NORM: I am Pagan, please dont ask any follow up question, as I only saw the film the craft one today.

UBER: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon-light?

NORM: I watched Batman last night.

UBER: Greetings

NORM: I am uber.

UBER: I have a celtic tatoo, it is mystical

NORM: I used to be a sporty spice girl fan.

UBER: Sit with me so that we may talk.

NORM: Sit with me, I am going to talk for a long time.

UBER: Please talk some more!

NORM: Shut up and let me talk.

UBER: I find the lighting in my room reflects my mind

NORM: DIM.

UBER: I have writen a poem about you

NORM: I want to tell you all about me in a poem.

UBER: I sense you are uneasy

NORM: Have you met me before

UBER: My given name is Lucricia Morgana

NORM: My real name is Claire Pothleswait.