The main goal of an UberGoth is to let the world know how fed up they actully are, not by ACTUALLY saying anything.. more sergest the point to people through various means. These methods vary from Attitude throught to Poetry.
Parties are always a good place to discover an UberGoth, they tend to be not too far from the sterio and will be looking at the floor alot, when confrounted and asked if they are ok they will normally respond with a polite "FINE" or shrug...
REMEMBER do not try and ask them what's wrong!!!
When an ubergoth is asked this question they will say everything is fine and let you go on your way in peace BUT they have good memories at parties and clubs and will confrount you at a later point and tell you their life story given half a chance!
The only defence against them carrying on and on is to either run away or pretend you listening and hope they actually do decide to kill themselves in the middle of a speech about how nobody understands.

::AN EXTRA LITTLE NOTE OF CAUTION::
The death of a childhood goldfish can spark a pain deep inside an Uber-Goth and result in both you having to hear about how terrible their life and reality is and how much goldfish mean to the universe.
If you are VERY unlucky you may hear about Fish Aura's too!

