From
my own personal experience on having uber poetry written for me (or at me)
I have surmised these facts about myself.
- I am the colour purple.
- For some reason a loss of me is a void.
- If I ever dump anyone I will spend eternity in dank
perpetuity and have a coroner on my door explaining the depressing death
of the (x) lover.
- Words with more than 15 letters must be used instead
of the word "nice"
- I do not walk, I Glide? In actual fact I bounce,
but we will forgive this small error.
- NOTHING is RED but always Scarlet.
I
could go on forever with that list, but nice guy that I am ...
I won't
Poetry as you can guess is a major
part of letting people know what is going on in your mind! As we know the
uber-mind is not very complicated, but maintains the basis that all emotion
is hightened and if need be exaggerated.
Where normal people differ in their poems to a lover is
that they speak words that convey their love and effection for the said partner
in metaphor and event, the uber however seems quite happy with telling their
insignificant other half how crappy life is, depressing and how if they ever
left them they would spend an eternity in pain and lonely turmoil waiting
for death.
The ubers ability to depress another
human with their poems is well documented in history.... Lord Byron was uber
and depressed countless hordes of students with his long verses.
Uber poetry can also be elongated into storys and novels,
Anne Rice is a prime example of the power of uber, and EVERY self respecting
uber will have at least one of her books resting on a mantle or bookshelf
so that it can be talked about at great length ... normally followed by how
Tom Cruise played a reaonable Lestat.
