Now we are in the ZONE as they say.

Here an Uber is totally within their element, the music will help them to attract their prey, they can dance their dance macabre to entice, look moody and interesting in the corner and drink their red liquid to their hearts content

There are a few main problem that will face:

1) Makeup does not stay on well with sweat, and the heat in the club/party will increase with time. To overcome this they will carry a small bag which will contain enough makeup in it to make a laboratory rat cringe. . Restrooms are an ideal place to re-apply and mend any cracks or deformations that may happen over time. If they are in the restroom re-arranging segments of their face whilst you are there you will be safe to talk to them ONLY whilst they are applying there face. This will take between 5-20 minutes, the only....only time you should risk communication. Just before they finish make a run for it, as they will try their best to talk AT YOU. Your best option is to say "You missed a bit" just as you leave. The vanity of the uber will work against them from that point. Your work is done here!

• 2) Kissing and courting. Awwww the art of seduction. One BIG BIG problem occours now. The Uberite spent hours applying makeup to their "PINK" faces and if they kiss they will ruin the whole effect. Having BLACK lips which are maticulasly formed and painted suddenly impacted with the mouth of another makes them look like they have been punched in the mouth or their pen leaked whist they were chewing it. The face is white with PINK underneath, and after a few moments of intimate kissing will magically appear on the face of their target and vanish from their own... leaving a pink patch.

DON'T TELL THEM ABOUT THIS

It will bring you HOURS of amusement for you and your friends as you see them trying to look mysterious in a darkened corner with their TRUE colour shining through.