THE AGES OF UBER

The ubergoth is normally aged between 16 and 23, some will be far older as they managed to see in the True Gothic age of the 1980's and not kill themselves.

One example of this is a friend of mine that decided he would try and take his own life at 18 with a spoon. Now I am not making light of the personal crisis that this young fellow may have been going through or poke fun at the lack of sharpness of your average kitchen spoon, but the only thing to always remember is that he TRIED! and afterall isn't that the most important thing.

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The age of the UberGoth is actually quite important during their development, they are normally hatched through middle class families and need some form of rebelion. Murder is a little over the top, but they will normally start with a fake suicide attempt.

 

::PLEASE NOTE::

Trying to KILL yourself is never a good idea.. the outcome tends NOT top be fatal and may result in copious amounts of Poetry being scribbled about how life sucks.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

for the love of all that is black, stay alive ...

smell the cabbages.