Dan's Stag Weekend - Santa Pod "Main Event" 29/30th May 2004
The weekend starts with twelve guys wearing comedy breasts and the worlds biggest bag of popcorn....
Ben - Rob - Rob - Craig - Stag - Damien - James - Tim - Jamie - Chris - Vince - Justin
Damien & Rob provided hours of amusement trying to put up the tent and this was the end result !!!
James' breasts looked a bit too convincing for Jamie who thought he had pulled
Anyway time to head off to the drag strip and get stuck into more ice cold beer
Justin & Vince find out that the comedy breasts provide excellent popcorn dispensers
However the all day drinking starts to take it's toll, Craig & Vince are the first to pass out
Jamie & Chris also fall into beer induced comas.....
....So does James - unknowingly wearing the latest "Fosters face lotion"
Vince officially slept more all weekend than everyone else put together
The Stag on the other hand was not going to shut his eyes, not for even a second for fear of instant hair loss !!
Anyway it's time to head back for the evening BBQ - but some funny twat had cling wrapped my van !!!
After unwrapping the van the eating & drinking continues
Tim kindly breaks into someone's car when they locked the keys inside - would you trust a man wearing fake tits on his head ?
Then we start burning stuff (tents, people, food - the usual)
The gallon keg of WKD Blue was used as some sort of truth serum on me (and Rob by the looks of it)
Tim trying to look hard (wearing breasts on his head) and Chris showing his wounded knee after the big fight.
Then at midnight it was off to play drunken dodgem drivers
Very hard to see when someone pulls your hat down over your head
And someone decided to stick me on the whirly thing and I'm sure they paid extra to not let me off
seasick was an understatement
Things got very blurry into the small hours and the breasts are showing signs of abuse !
Breast man Ben - wouldn't have been the same without him !
7.00am - Didn't sleep a wink as my sleeping bag was full of cornflakes (bastards) so it's hair of the dog for Breakfast
looks like the van has grown a new number plate and breasts
Tim is finally allowed back onto site after starting a punch up with security after doing donuts on the grass, however he's clearly not that happy
Thanks for a top weekend guys - I'll be pissing blue for months !!!
Apparently there were a few cars there too - click here for car pics
THE WEEKENDS TOP VIDEO CLIPS:
James does his Cartman impression (5.7Meg)
Tim's breast fetish (1.5Meg)
Craig drinks beer from Dan's breasts (20.9Meg)