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VILLAGE DIALECT 

  _{by Joe Bartley. (Retired Policeman)} 

 _{It’s a funny place is Shilton - they talk in a funny way,} 

_{I don’t mean funny as nasty - I mean in what they say,
If you come to live here - you’ll have to learn the ‘lingo’
They’ve got a language all their own - like a caller at ‘Bingo’.
 Another thing about this place - that could be underrated,}

 _{is the fact, that all of them - in some way, are related,
You have to be careful what you say - or who you say it to,
Never spread gossip about anyone - they could be related to you.
 Listen to the way they greet you - they say, “How are then me’ duck}

 _{and if you want to cadge a sweet it’s, gis a bit er’ Suck”
Then if you want to find out - about a person whose been sick,
You don’t say, “Feeling better now” - but How are yer’ then me’ duck”.
 I think a pavement is a pavement - no matter where you are at,} 

_{but a pavement is a “Corsey” here - what do you think of that?
And if your yard is dirty - and you want to get it clean,
You ask em’ for a “Corsey Brush” - they’ll know just what you mean.
 “Ah yer’ going to chuck it nar” - is another favourite saying,} 

_{Meaning, “are you going to stop it - I tell you I’m not playing”
and when you see a person - drinking his ale too fast1
You say, “Don’t guzzle it down yer’ “which means - “Make it last”.
 Then theres, “Guz an Gis him hissen’”- about which I’m not quite clear,} 

_{But the phrase, “mekkase’ me’ duck”means, Hurry up my dear”
“Safto” means - “this afternoon”, and I would lay a pound~
“Gooin’numb’ this Safto means that I’m homeward bound.
 They’re very nice people really - it’s this dialect they’ve got.} 

_{Just try and understand them - They’re quite a friendly lot.
It’s really quite a nice place - I’m sure you’ll find it so.
Lovely walks up “Gaffers Alley”, - down “Klondike” and “Old Tub Row”.
 So, why don’t you come and stay here - learn the dialect,} 

_{No matter where you come from - it’s something they’ll respect,
You’ll have to chat with everyone - you can’t learn it from  a book,
And when I see you up the street, I’ll say, “Well done me’ Duck”,}