Party Nights

The Stag Night

(Bachelor Party)

 Jongleurs Comedy Club, Manchester
Saturday, July 20th 2002

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The Hen Night

(Bachelorette Party)

Franco's Restaurant, Cleveleys
Friday, July 19th 2002

hen night pictures
                   Order of events:
  1. Met up at the pub on a warm evening.
  2. Almost murdered coach driver for being 40 minutes late.
  3. 'Forced' to drink an extra pint before setting off as a result.
  4. Proceeded down motorway at almost impossibly slow speed. Was overtaken by caravans and old women.
  5. Had the inevitable Liverpool vs Man Utd argument. Luckily, fights avoided due to early time of evening.
  6. Arrived in Manchester. Secured all wallets (and pants).
  7. Swiftly avoided some other men who were taking a fancy to members of our party.
  8. Entered club, ordered 12 pitchers of beer, equalling a ludicrous 48 pints (which took about 40 mins to pour).
  9. Laughed at excellent comedians. Our party avoided any abuse, unlike another group of ugly guys nearby.
  10. Earned sore throat through laughing so much.
  11. Club became a disco. Danced to cheesy tunes (including the dreaded 'Oops Upside Your Head').
  12. Left club. All members were at least partly conscious.
  13. Staggered into Chinatown. Went to the 'Wong Shu' restaurant. Apparently, it does not mean 'wrong shoe'.
  14. Got back on coach (much to the delight of the restaurant staff no doubt).
  15. Travelled home at slightly higher than walking pace. Talked about a load of rubbish, as is expected.
  16. Got to bed at 4.30am, successfully managing to avoid sleeping on the stairs or in the bath.
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                             Order of events:
  1. Began getting ready mid-afternoon.
  2. Drank a few alcoholic beverages at the same time
  3. Attempted to destroy ozone layer with large quantities of hairspray and perfume.
  4. Visited local pub (The Queens), wearing home-made badges (just in case we forgot our names later!)
  5. Everybody put on their silly hats, including flashing tiara's and cowboy hats.
  6. Boarded taxis to Franco's. Taxi driver was very frightened by large group of women.
  7. Indulged in 3 course meal. Luckily, nobody started a food-fight.
  8. Managed to avoid eating too much - important with only a week to go!!
  9. Lots of free drinks meant a very rowdy bunch of women. New records for gossiping were set.
  10. Went back to Fleetwood and the infamous Harlequins nightclub. Amazingly, it costs to get in!
  11. Laughed at several cheesy, desperate men.
  12. Burnt off hundreds more calories with our funky dancing.
  13. Returned home, while attempting to deafen the poor taxi drivers.
  14. Finally got to bed, and it actually took less than a day to recover - not bad!
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