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There used to be a place in Glasgow we called "The Box". It was where musicians went when they'd already tried everywhere else. A lot of the musicians there had the same name - Mark and Mark, Joe and Joe, Paul and Paul, Steve and Steve, Stuart and Stuart - but there was only one person there called Dr Semple, and he wasn't even a musician. No one was quite sure what he was doing there. For a while he helped run the little record company, but then Creation stole their band - and he took to sitting on the sofa, waiting for the settlement money to come, so's he could start again. When it finally did come though, it got spent on something else, and Dr Semple had already got kind of used to just sitting on the sofa. And then he began to make up these strange tales....

© Stuart David 1997

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Back To Cover Page The Pebble Heart Trilogy

Part One: Pebble Heart

She has cat's eyes -
And a pebble heart

We were sat on a bench watching the sea,
when an old woman asked if she could sit down beside us.
'I've walked a bit further than I should have,' she said.
She pointed to where she lived,
and later on she walked off in the opposite direction.
'Perhaps she can only walk with the sea on her right hand side,'
said the girl with the cat's eyes, 'perhaps she'll have to go all the way around the island.'

She has a pebble heart -
And a diamond inside her head

Part Two: The Concerns of Pebble Heart's Sister

'Just lately, my little sister has emigrated
to the pocket of Semple's denim shirt.
She is very small, and completely invisible.
Occasionally Semple brings her out, between finger and thumb,
he strokes her hair, tickles her beneath the chin, kisses her softly -
whilst the voyeur looks on from his adjoining sofa.
I do not know if she is happy with her new life,
but I've begun to worry about how she will manage to write me my gorgeous letters from in there.'
Semple's reply to The Concerns of Pebble Hearts Sister:
'Pebble Heart belongs to me now and me alone.
We are happy together.'


Part Three: Thunder!
The thunder rolled in as I sat on the sofa,
Pebble Heart sitting in the palm of my hand.
After the first rumble she jumped from my hand
and cowered in the corner of the pocket of my denim shirt.
As lightening flashes across the African plains,
Pygmies leap from their sofas and take refuge in the trunks of elephants.
The voyeur sits on the sofa hiding behind his glasses.
The elephants, in turn, hide in their pyjamas
or under beds.
In my mind's eye, the vultures hover overhead,
looking for the carcasses of ideas
which have been struck down by the storm,
of which there are many.


© David F Semple
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