Chocolate Moose

Chocolate cake and ice cream
cream buns and doughnuts
strawberry moose and trifle
and ginger
ginger chocolates

I wanna be
a pretty plump girl
with long blonde hair
and ruby red lips

And I'm stuffing myself with ice cream
cream buns and doughnuts
strawberry moose and trifle
and ginger, ginger
ginger chocolates

And I'm splitting out of my pretty pink petticoat
and I'm bursting out of my white lacy underwear
and I'm getting fatter
and fatter
and fatter
and everybody loves me
Cos I'm a pretty plump girl
with long blonde hair
and red rosy cheeks