Big Red House

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There is a house on a hill
And it's a big house
And it's a red house
And it's my house
All mine!

It's got a big sofa
And a HUGE tv
The floors they are yellow
Match the doors
Which are peeling yellow paint
So much yellow paint
I though I'd wash the floors last night
But I didn't.

Big Red House
Big Red House

And it's got a nice view
Onto the car park below
Where you can't go
Because you don't have a ticket
It's got a big sofa
And a HUGE tv
The floors they are yellow
Match the doors
Which are peeling yellow paint
So much yellow paint
I though I'd wash the floors last night
But I didn't.

Big Red House
Big Red House (And I like it cause it's big and i like it cause it's sexy and I like it cause it's red and I like it cause it's mine)
Big Red House
Big Red House

A semi- detached in rural London
With walls on all three sides
Windows are fully glazed
With that genuine rustic feel that's so difficult to get these days
The garden feature, a genuine wc, looking out onto the sewer below
Ideal for you modern day family of one.

Big Red House
Big Red House (And I like it cause it's big and i like it cause it's sexy and I like it cause it's red and I like it cause it's mine).