Luthier Jokes
Swiped from http://www.luth.org/jokes.htm. There are lots more there.
Did you hear about the luthier that won 2.7 million pounds on the British lottery? When asked what he planned to do with his new found wealth, he said, "I guess I'll just keep making guitars till it runs out".
Q. How do you get a luthier off your doorstep? A. Pay him for the
pizza.
Q. What do you call a luthier who breaks up with his girlfriend?
A. Homeless.