The Chairman Stories










100% is never enough

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ANY OF THIS SOUND FAMILIAR?

Poorly paid

Edwardian practice of having to account for every second of the working day

Illogical tweaking of productivity targets that are NEVER in your favour

Being paid differently for doing the same job as the person next to you

Not being paid for all the hours actually worked

Having the 'benefit' of buying holidays that used to be part of your leave entitlements

Being made to feel like a fraud if you take sick leave

Being put on humiliating, degrading attendance plans if you dare to be ill anyway!

Working in an industry where EVERYTHING is ONLY about cost reducing

Being represented by a pretend union that never ballots its members and agrees to every decision the employer makes and preaches about bloody partnership!

Low morale the order of the day

Coming to a workplace because the only real alternative is destitution

Why is 100% never enough?

If you can relate your working life to any of that list of dolefulness then you might just enjoy The Chairman Stories. It’s about the greedy, exploitative chairman of a bank whose empire reflected all the above and more. He dies one night and finds himself in Hell, condemned to do all the crap jobs his employees had to do in life, and still do. However, for the Chairman, it’s not just until the ever increasing retirement age comes around - it’s forever.

Join the miserable sinner on his seven grievance journey through Hell until the blessed chance of an appeal at the end awaits him. Will he finally get his sorry backside out of the place...?

THE
CHAIRMAN
STORIES

Awfully funny