An explanation of Derbyshire terminology, according to me and friends.

If you're alarmed, I'll just certify the fact that, yes, we are all utterly insane, well I am anyway, for deciding to put this in my archive.

Retent (by Lizzie)- to rehome a camper.

Freezling (by Katie)- meaning cold and raining

Mooday- the day the cows came home

Moosified- to give all things antlers

Ditzy- insane/crazy/slightly mad (I know I didn't make this up, but people keep asking me what it means)

Spodding- for you lot out there who have never been on a MUD, try this one- Crysophere, its a fab MUD, its totally original, and basically, it rules. Oh yeah...spodding, well, go on cryo and find out for yourself :)

Slidature- what sleeping bags give you on airplane emergency exit slides, according to Clare.

Plummeting- what trousers do when they're too big. (another Clarism)

Parachute- sleeping bag, to Clare.

Bollux to the lord- a term for rain (a Sarahism, this time)

Baloofa- ask Clare

Wooha- A make of head. (Clare's exact words)

CPU- Central Nervous System, according to what I put on my Biology GCSE paper..... eep....

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Cryosphere Talk- according to dearest ClareFlare

gaz- a game

daz- day

charli- chair

AChat- for laughing at or annoying people

Moses- extreme idler

Maggie- frequently being a mini-Moses

waggle- a game

Gazzeous Abnormalous- a species of Gaz

Otter- a non-believer, OR my sister, OR a small furry rodent that can swim, and has ears.

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