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My latest conspiracy of evil

Doormats are EVIL!!!!!

Yes, that's right, doormats.
See here, an apparently harmless looking, normal doormat.
Dumb or short people have, in history, been called doormats. Little do you know, that this is as far from the truth as you can get.

Doormats, although they may look like innocuous pieces of carpet or wooden-bristly stuff....

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Doormats are in fact Flounders.

Honestly, I give you proof.

Normally the flounders lie still, and pretend to be doormats. What they actually want is to get inside your homes and take over the world. If you already have doormats inside your house then it may be too late!!

Anyway, proof:

FlounderDoormat
Just look at the similarities!!!!
BEWARE OF THE DOORMAT, for it is a flounder trying to take over the world.

(Note: I would supply you with video evidence here, but I've managed to misplace the progam to do so.)

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