I don't like this page, I will redesign it at some point, I promise. No one looks here anyway.

Here is all the junk I write, the stuff which will never, in a million years, ever get into a published book.

The finished stuff is in blue, the not-quite-finished stuff is in green, and should be finished soon, so keep checking back :)

Disclaimer- I don't own the stuff I don't own, I make no profit from these stories, no copyright infringement intended.
Copyright- I own all the stuff that belongs to me so leave off!!

A-team christmas spec (such an inspired title).- A spec featuring a catfight between Amy and Tawnia, and some unusual festive fare.
Rating=U
Warnings- its kinda silly
Also archived at the VA under the same title.

Want to know about the A-team? Check out my A-team page, it's got links to loads of other decent A-team sites.

Recipe for life- a pretty self-explanatory title really.

Chocolate poem- a poem on the best dessert of all
Rating=Cheesy

Lord Of The Flies Essay- based on William Goldings novel 'The Lord of the Flies', written from Piggy's point of view
Rating=U

Jude- based on the book Shcindler's List.
Rating=PG-13
Warnings-some nasty graphical stuff on death.

The Insanity Poem
Rating=Insane
Warnings- Read at your own risk of becoming like us
If you're feeling particularly brave you can read the Unabridged Version

Ode to Insanity
Rating=Insane
Warnings- Read at your own risk of becoming insane

Land of the Lost- (another A-team fic) When you're on a job in South America, when you're trudging through the jungle looking for a plane, the last thing you expect to find something that should have been extinct 65million years ago. And when that something has pointed teeth and sharp claws you're kinda in trouble.....
Rating= PG because its pretty hard to understand

A little ficlet about Face and Murdock in Vietnam, as of yet I have no funky blurb or sensible title for it.

Lovejoy- what are the A-team doing in Britain, more specifically, in East Sussex, and what do they want with a bent antiques dealer who's been set up to receive their punishment?

Thunderbirds- What really happened on Tracy Island? What about the conflicts between the brothers, the fights, the arguing, the problems that came with running a secret International Rescue Service? What would happen if a vehicle wasn't running right? When the spark plug on Thunderbird4 had to be changed? Or when a dinner date was interrupted by a call of distress? Its all here, and its not quite the smooth-running, family show you always thought Thunderbirds was.

Kids-everyone has ambitions, mine was to be in a band. Not all of them work out, mine didn't, I'm on the way back from a funeral of my drummer. Its not often you expect to see old friends that are wanted criminals either.
But some manage, and Jace is soon caught up with the A-team in a fragile and delicate plot to foil a leading drug dealer.

More stories coming soon!!

Hope you all like my stories, if you don't, then I really don't care, so..... I enjoy writing them so I'm not all that bothered what you think. Unless you like them, or have something to add to them, or want to point out my many spelling mistakes or information errors, then please send me comments :)