DISCLAIMER: See Ch. 1.

A/N: Someone asked what I’m studying in college. My current classes are: Latin 101 (hence my new interest in Latin), Speech, Basic Statistics, Expository Writing, and Literature & Philosophy. My major is currently Undecided (GASP!), but I was thinking about being a writer.

CHAPTER 34: ILLEGITIMI NON CARBORUNDUM

Nil vident nisi quod libet. Don’t they see anything except want they want to see? -Terence, Heauton Timorumenos (643)

“How do they manage it, these humans – beginning each time so innocently, yet always ending up with the most blood on their hands?” -Orson Scott Card, Xenocide

“You always hurt the ones you love.” –Adage

Illegitimi non carborundum. Don’t let the bastards grind you down. –SarahtheBardess, from www(dot)fanfiction(dot)net

Harry returned earlier than anyone else that day, along with Snape, Neville, Luna and Mark. Harry thanked Snape for his hospitality and walked back to Gryffindor Tower, along with Neville. With Dobby's help, they would be moving their stuff up to a spare room.

He felt sad as he would no longer be rooming with Ron. How would Dean and Seamus react? How would the rest of the Gryffindors react, for that matter? Or the more doubtful students from Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw?

Harry was on his way back down to the Great Hall for dinner when he bumped into Luna. "There may be two sides to a coin, but it's the metal in between the two sides that counts, and that's where it all comes from," she said without preamble. And with that, she walked off to the Ravenclaw table.

He shook his head. Luna could be so off at times, yet so perceptive at other times. He was suddenly extremely grateful he had her as a friend.

Neville sat down across the table from him, and they were both at the end of the table near the staff. "Quick consensus, Harry," he breathed. "Cho and Susan are still on our side. So is Blaise. And, of course, so are Ron and Hermione."

Harry smiled slightly. “So my small circle of friends is still intact.”

That slight smile vanished as he said, “I’m sorry, but sometimes I keep thinking about everyone else who might not believe me, and what if they do something based on their misconceptions that could get themselves hurt or killed? Then they’ll have died or something, while hating the wrong people.”

Neville was at a loss as for what to say. "Sorry," Harry mumbled, "I know that isn't something I would have said a few years ago, I know."

"A few years ago, Riddle wasn't running amok," Neville pointed out. "You want to know something Luna pointed out the other day? How age mocks the naïveté of youth."

Harry stared at his roommate as Neville shrugged. "She's a Ravenclaw; they're probably bursting at the seams with proverbs like that."

"Good point," Harry commented.

The Great Hall was filling up over the next half-hour. Harry noticed a certain gap out of the corner of his eye between him and the rest of the table. The rest of his housemates, especially all those familiar faces of classmates, were shooting him furtive glances.

"Is it me, Neville, or is there something that a lot of other students know which I don't?" he asked a little louder than normal, causing the some of his non-Slytherin classmates to squirm in their seats. Neville shook his head, unsure what to say.

"Harry," he whispered, "Don't look over your shoulder, but I think Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw are both divided over that trash printed in the Daily Prophet. Speaking of which..." Leaning closer, Neville whispered, “The Daily Prophet is now starting to change its stance, again. Apparently, some people who just a few days ago thought you were ‘going Dark,’ are now having ‘second thoughts.’”

Harry snorted grimly, not pleased at all with the fact that those people were trying to fix mistakes that shouldn’t have happened in the first place. "And the Slytherins?"

"
Lost about twenty students like Snape said, but they don't buy it."

“So nearly half of the school is against me now,” Harry muttered. “Great, just great.”

"
This is might not be much better than last year, Harry, but it all turned all right in the end."

"With almost all students hating Umbridge?"

"
Precisely," Neville grinned. "Luna put it like this: Gryffindor hated her because of what she did to you, Hufflepuff hated her because of what she said regarding Cedric Diggory, Ravenclaw hated her because she insulted their intelligence, and Slytherin hated her because she spent all her cunning and ambition on politics and floral patterns instead of education and studies."

Harry snickered. "Good one."

"Tell that to Luna."

Dumbledore got up from his seat and made grave announcements while Harry listened attentively, especially regarding alarms. Three pushes of a button on the wall at regular intervals would turn it on, and security would kick in from there. Hogsmeade visits would be heavily guarded.

As food appeared, Harry and Neville said no more on the subject. Just then, a new voice turned on in Harry's head.

"Harry? Harry, is that you?"

"Ginny?" he thought back.

"The one and only. Unless you're now telepathically hooked to another Ginerva Molly Weasley."

"Touché.
What's going on at the other end of the table?"

"Not good,"
she sighed mentally. "Ron and Hermione are unsure what to think about you at the moment."

That hit Harry hard. "Last night, at your house. Snape told me about it. So, Ron, Hermione, and the twins aren’t lying to your mother and secretly supporting me?"

"No, I'm afraid not. They’re at a crossroads; part of them is leaning towards believing you, and the other part is leaning in the opposite direction.'"

"Dammit. How could they!?"

"Terrible, Harry, I know, but they wouldn’t listen to anything otherwise. A few days ago, they were too busy glorifying Bill and Charlie, now in St. Mungo's, as well as worshipping Percy, the blasted 'war hero.' Oh, and what's worse, now Hermione was inches away from having Rita Skeeter writing away."


Harry nearly spat out his pumpkin juice. "No way!"

"Sad but true, Harry."

"
Did they have any idea what they were doing!?"

"Yes, but they thought they were doing the right thing. As Luna told me once, ‘We’re all but sorry witnesses to our own cause.’"

"My heart screams out for what happened to Bill and Charlie, but this is ridiculous!"

"We'll have to talk later, Harry; they're wondering why I'm not eating. It's absolutely ridiculous how now they'll be trailing me to make sure we're nowhere near each other. Damn them, what with Ron's infernal older brother mentality and Hermione's detestable superiority complex. However, we have this nifty new bond between us, so we can't complain."

"Good argument, Gin."

"Thank you. Oh, by the way, even worse; Ron brainwashed Hermione, and she thought that Ron cared about her while you didn’t."

"So now she was thinking with her hormones instead of her brains!?"

"Stupid, isn't it?"

"Indeed. Talk to you later."

"Later."

~*~*~*~

“Ginny, please, why won’t you talk to us?” Ron asked.

Ginny merely looked at him. “Let’s see... you thought Harry had something to do with what happened to Bill and Charlie, you owled everyone in Gryffindor, you just caused a bunch of damage you might not be able to fix... pick your favorite.”

Ron reddened and looked down in shame, and Hermione did the same.

Looking up again, Ron pleaded, “Ginny, I –”

"What the hell is it about you anyway?" Ginny hissed. "What do you think gives you the right to constantly dictate my life? What could possibly make you that protective?"

She expected Ron to yell or beg or something, but to her great surprise, he didn't. He just looked at her as though she didn't know some sad secret that he did.

The silence continued as Ron let a tear roll down his face and leaned forward onto the table, groaning quietly.

Ginny couldn't stand it anymore. "Will you stop being dramatic and tell me already?" she hissed again.

Ron wiped that tear aside and looked at her. "Ginny, do you remember when you were three years old and you were left alone in the kitchen while Mum was cooking something?"

Ginny shook her head, not taking her eyes off of Ron. Where was he going with this?

"Mum went to the shed to get something, and you wanted to get on top of the counter to see what she was cooking. She was making some kind of stew, so there was a pot full of boiling water and sharp knives and lots of other things on the counter. You reached up to try tugging on the mat they were placed on. I was walking by when I saw you with the stuff, now lying half over the edge. I panicked, so I made a split-second decision. I ran to get you out of the way, and I pushed you aside just seconds before it all feel off, sending boiling water and sharp objects all over the place. Bill heard the sound and came running in, and when he saw what happened, he understood. He was so happy I was able to protect you. He called me a hero." Ron smiled a little and said, "Over the years, I kept wondering what could have happened in that space of only a few seconds if I hadn't been there, or if something else happened... And after what happened to Bill and Charlie a couple of months ago, I remembered that more than ever. I just grew up with this mentality, thinking it was my job to look out for you."

Ginny started to feel a little sick by the end of this explanation.

"I just wanted you to be safe, Gin, and ever since you started at Hogwarts and ever since you were stuck in the Chamber of Secrets, that feeling just never went away. I just kept thinking of that incident in the kitchen all those years ago. I admit it, I got carried away with those absurd speeches after what happened to Bill and Charlie. I let it get out of control, I admit it. I'm sorry."

For some reason, Ginny felt the impulse to reach out to Ron and talk to him.

Then she remembered what her family had done, especially Ron.

She fought against the impulse and sighed.

"I can see part of where you're coming from, Ron. What happened played upon your experiences, and you didn't want history to repeat itself. But how you acted, what you did to Harry..." she shook her head and left, ignoring their pleas.

~*~*~*~

Harry saw Ginny leave the table. "So now what do we do, Ginny?"

"
With any luck, they'll avoid going down in the history books as Weasley the Wanker and Hermione the Hormonal."

Harry sniggered a little in spite of himself. Turning back to Neville, he said, "I'll see you back up in the common room; I just want to make sure I have my work together for tomorrow. Can't let Snape squash me in Potions, now can we?"

Neville grinned, playing along with the act. As Harry walked down past some of his less loyal classmates, they cringed a little; he ignored them. Whispers immediately picked up behind him, to which he replied, "I can hear you, you know."

From the staff table, the teachers watched disapprovingly. McGonagall shook her head; this was going to be a hassle for her, she knew it.

~*~*~*~

 

Ginny was waiting by the Fat Lady as Harry came up to her. "The password is 'Death Before Dishonor,'" he said.

"Thank you," she said as the Fat Lady swung open. Just then, she hugged him tightly and kissed him on the lips, a favor which he was only too eager to return.

"I missed you," she whispered.

"Me too."

"
We'd better make sure Gryffindor tower is okay," Ginny said with a wink, and with that, they dashed inside.

Harry got out one of his Auror training books and with a brilliant idea, he set up the door to his room so that if anyone tried breaking in, an alarm would go off. He had a feeling that someone would try to do something to him, like rig his door to go off, he would at least be protected. Plus, since the traitors in all the Houses but Slytherin hadn't been rooted out yet, it was generally a smart idea anyway.

As he went back downstairs, he saw Ron and Hermione in a corner together. Taking a deep breath, he walked up to them and said, "Hi guys. Sorry I haven't been in contact with you guys this past week; Dumbledore had me in a location which I couldn't contact you from."

Both of them smiled weakly, and Harry could tell they were feeling guilty over when they thought that he might have betrayed them.

Pretending not to know anything, Harry looked between them and asked, “Is something wrong?”

Both of them looked at each other as Harry knew they felt guilty over what happened.

Inside, Harry was wondering what to say and do. On one hand, they made a mistake, and they wouldn’t have acted like this if they hadn’t felt sorry over it; on the other hand, they had made a mountain out of a mole hill, and some things just couldn’t be fixed, including this.

“Well, Harry,” Ron said slowly, his eyes darting back between his two friends, “Percy stole that research from Voldemort’s base-” here he flinched a little while using the Dark wizard’s name “-and we thought – well, I mean, Percy, as thickheaded as he can be sometimes, would never lie or make stuff up – I mean...”

“Some BS information which incriminated me and was designed to have you all turn against me?” Harry asked flatly, dropping the ignorance act and getting the attention of everyone else in the common room.

Both Ron and Hermione winced and reddened. Harry just sat there, unable to believe he had to deal with this.

“Why did you do that?” Harry asked quietly in a serious tone. “Just believing some lies, even briefly, was one thing, but why did you have to tell everyone else the same thing?”

Ron looked as though he wished the floor would swallow him alive. Groaning as he put his face in his hands, he told Harry why they believed it.

“Harry,” he said slowly, “Just please hear me out.”

“I’m listening,” Harry said coolly.

Collecting his thoughts, Ron launched into why his family even believed that at all. “When Mum was still in school, she was friends with her cousins, Gideon and Fabian Prewett. You’ve heard of them, right? The brothers who fought to the death against five Death Eaters? Well anyway, their sister Mafalda was a Slytherin, and at the time during the First War, the Slytherins were losing more and more popularity among everyone else. Mum thought Mafalda was alright in Slytherin, and the two of them got along well even though she wasn’t too fond of Mafalda’s fellow Slytherins. Mafalda acted pretty normal... that is, right up until she betrayed Gideon and Fabian... her own brothers.”

Harry was rendered speechless by the end of that. Finding his voice, he asked, “And that ties into this situation how?”

“Mum wanted to prevent something like that from happening again,” Ron elaborated. “Percy bought home all this information from Voldemort’s base, all of which suggested that you would end up joining him, one way or another. Mum thought she was doing the right thing, especially when she remembered what happened with Mafalda. And she figured... well, if family was no guarantee of loyalty...” (1)

“I see,” Harry said with a half-growl. “So not only did you go ahead with it, but you also owled half the school, not to mention the Daily Prophet, and now you’ve caused this whole big mess.”

Ron seemed stung, not only with guilt, but also with Harry’s calm attitude. Even later, it would still boggle the redhead as to how Harry’s calm attitude had caused more damage than his temper could have done. Behind Ron, Harry could see Hermione, Dean, Seamus, Lavender and Parvati all shooting remorseful looks at him.

Getting up, Harry said, “I’m gonna go to bed. I don’t want to talk about this anymore.”

Some younger Gryffindors hissed at Harry, thinking that he was indeed a traitor. As Harry went towards the staircase, Ron asked, “Harry, we found out you had a separate room. Why’d Dumbledore give you that?”

“Because there are still people in Hogwarts who want me dead, and if they want to attack me in the middle of the night, I don’t want to put anyone else at risk,” Harry explained wearily. “Likewise, Dumbledore thinks that Neville could be a target, so he’ll also be rooming with me for who knows how long.”

With that, Harry got up and walked upstairs, ignoring the hissing from the less faithful Gryffindors.

~*~*~*~

 

The moment he was back in his room, his calm air was immediately dropped. Punching his pillow, he cursed all those faithless people. They all talk about Gryffindor heroism and nobility, and yet the moment war hits home, they abandon him at the drop of a hat.

Neville walked in a few moments later. "Well, don't worry, Harry, I'll stick by you. Gran knows I'm doing the right thing."

"Thanks, Neville. Speaking of which, you think she believes me?"

"Of course she does, Harry," he reassured him.

"OK, good. By the way, Neville? I rigged the door so any intruders can't get in and it makes a sound when someone tries doing something to it."

"Why'd you do that?"

"Take a guess."

"Oh, good point. Anyway, good night, Harry."

"Good night, Neville."

With that, he soon drifted off to sleep.

 

~*~*~*~

 

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

Harry awoke in the middle of the night to the alarm. Realizing the problem, he grabbed his wand from the bedside table and pointed it at the door. With a wave of his wand, he turned off the alarm.

"Lumos," he muttered. The light from his wand tip revealed three figures stuck in chains, which had sprung out of the floor as a defense. It was Ron, Dean and Seamus, who looked surprised.

"Bloody Hell!" Ron swore. "What is this?"

Suddenly, another voice came from downstairs. "What is that infernal sound in the middle of the night?"

There were footsteps, and McGonagall appeared in her tartan dress, looking shocked. "Mr. Potter, care to explain?"

"Of course, Professor McGonagall," Harry said humbly, undoing the restraints. "It seems that some Gryffindors have swallowed these lies about me going Dark. I had a shrewd feeling that some miscreants would try to do something to my door or my room in the middle of the night. So, using my Auror handbook, I put defenses on the door. I figured it would be good practice for being an Auror anyway. Sorry about the disruption, though; maybe I made the alarm too loud."

McGonagall nodded, saying, "I see. Speaking of which, I think you did a good job on the alarm. From a purely professional standpoint, that is."

Turning to his classmates and undoing the chains, Harry asked, “Why were you trying to get into this room in the middle of the night?”

“We thought we heard something sneaking up the stairs and muttering your name,” Ron told Harry right to his face, without the slightest trace of deceit. “We came up to try and stop whoever it was. After we didn’t find anything, we wanted to warn you about it, just so you’d know.”

After using Legiliemency, Harry could tell that Ron wasn’t lying. Opting for the better part of valor, Harry said, “I understand, Ron, and sorry about the trap.”

McGonagall observed all this and then added, "Anyway, I suggest you all go back to bed."

"We'll try," Neville said from his corner of the room. Harry realized that he was still in the room, and for a short time, thought that Neville had slept through the whole thing.

Ron, Dean, and Seamus apologized again and left, while Harry bade them goodnight.

Harry took out some writing materials, Harry wrote out a note to put on the door. It read: "This door is protected by an alarm and defensive measures during the night, so GO AWAY! Sincerely, Harry Potter."

After putting that on the door, Harry wrote out another note, and went downstairs, where he found most of the Gryffindor common room huddled together, wondering what the problem was. It was silent as Harry appeared in sight, and ignoring their glares, he went through the crowd and up to the bulletin board. After pinning it up, he went back upstairs without a word.

The crowd started talking again as those closest looked at the notice. "To the occupants of Gryffindor House, Due to your abominable attitude some of you currently hold towards me, I have taken defensive measures on my dorm room which will be active throughout the night. An alarm will go off, and chains will restrain any trespassers. I have the right to defend myself against you hypocrites who call me evil and then try to attack me in the middle of the night. If these problems continue, I might have to make the alarms more powerful until I get the point across, so you might want to stop, since we all need our sleep. Sincerely, Harry Potter. P.S. I won't tolerate your crap, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED."

McGonagall was still waiting in the dorm room, and Harry said, "The only reason I'm not going to do anything to them is because that will cause problems. Anything I do will be purely defensive, I assure you."

She nodded sternly. "I know you don't like to endanger other people. Good night, Mr. Potter." With that, she was gone in a swish of tartan.

After renewing the wards on the door, Harry turned out the lights and went back to sleep. He wanted his energy for tomorrow in Potions.

~*~*~*~

 

Surprisingly, Harry got all the rest he had needed for the new day. He had supposed that due to his constant nightmares, he was used to lack of sleep.

Some students leered at him as he walked in, but he ignored them all has he looked for a place at the Gryffindor table where he could sit down.

"Harry?" he heard a voice from behind him. It was Cho. "Can we talk?"

"Sure," he said, "Come with me." As they left the hall, Harry heard the hisses behind him.

Cho shook her head as Harry led her down to the kitchens. "I can't believe them. Once again, they'll do anything as long as they think they're right."

"Unfortunately," Harry said simply. "I was told that Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw Houses are divided on the issue."

"Unfortunately, yes. Michael's been rabble-rousing." She then said with a smirk, "He forced me to break up with him again."

"Ouch," he commented dryly. "Was he trying to apply the Ravenclaw logic to find a way to get rid of me?"

Her smirk faded as she added, "You remember that day on the train last year? Where Marietta and I saw you through the window?"

For some reason, he didn't know if he wanted to talk about that. "Yeah, why?"

Cho sighed and shook her head. "I couldn't leave it like that with both of us letting our emotions rule us like that. Leaving a problem like that is like purposely not completing problems for homework, or something like that."

"So, like me, you wanted to solve a problem and not leave this open gap between us."

"Exactly." Looking him straight in the eye, she continued, "Most people from other Houses have this image in their heads of Ravenclaws as some cold, unfeeling calculating machines, who constantly grind out answers to equations, and always being hooked to some rational theoretical systems. We might like books, but that doesn't mean we only believe in them."

"Why, what else do you believe in?"

"That the workings of the universe and the relationships between people just can't be logically doled out like a mathematical equation. It's beyond words or human understanding. Emotion rules where logic fails."

"You know, Cho," Harry said, smiling, "You're also something of a spiritual person."

"Thanks, I suppose."

Harry tickled the pear, and after letting Cho enter first, he called for Dobby. Their topic became more light-hearted, after Cho told him that she had gotten offers to be a reserve player from half the teams in the British league, due to her victory over him. Harry said, that in a strange kind of way, he had helped with that too, by losing. Cho laughed at that and told him to eat his scrambled eggs before they got cold.

 

~*~*~*~

 

There were murmurs as Harry reached his Potions class, which now lacked Theodore Nott, who had transferred to Durmstrang. A quick consensus showed that the class didn't believe any of that nonsense.

Sure enough, the door soon opened to reveal Snape. "Well, come in, we certainly don't have all day." As everyone entered, Harry chose a seat next to Hermione, who still looked apologetic from the previous night.

"Today, we will be working on a Bone Regrowth Potion. It is essential that you are careful with the calcium which needs to be added, or the drinker's bones will become too heavy, and the results will become catastrophic, to say the least. Directions are on the board and the ingredients are in the back. Begin."

Fires started and steam rose as people got to work. Harry made a great pair with Hermione as the two of them worked together.

Towards the end, there was a knock on the door. “Come in,” Snape called.

It was Judy Arnold, walking in with a potions sample in her vial. “I’m sure to deliver the potion sample I made, Professor,” she told Snape.

Snape nodded and then called each of the students in class forth to hand back essays and discuss for a few moments what they had done well in and what they could use improvement on. As Harry walked up to Snape's desk after being called, Arnold’s sample suddenly dropped the floor, resulting in a small explosion.

Harry yelled with pain as acidic green steam jumped up and ugly brown and black boils sprung up on his robes and his legs. Hermione and Blaise quickly rushed forward to help him up while he moaned in pain.

"Idiot girl!" Snape yelled, rushing over while pulling an antidote from his robes and handing it to Harry. Harry muttered thanks while guzzling it down. A few moments later, the pain and boils in his legs stopped and Harry was back on his feet, while Snape using Scourging and Repairing Charms on Harry's robes.

"You should watch where you're going, Potter," Arnold said, but Harry caught the smug undertone.

"Thirty points from Gryffindor and detention for a week for deliberately sabotaging your own potion and using it to injure a fellow student and lying about it, Arnold!" Snape spat, and everyone gasped; Harry could tell that Snape was using Legilimency. Arnold scowled. "And don't make that face at me, young lady, or I will have Professor McGonagall remove you from school faster than blinking!"

"Thanks for the antidote, Professor," Harry said, putting his cauldron away.

"I couldn't let the dunderheads injure their fellow dunderheads, Potter; the Headmaster would hardly appreciate it," Snape sneered, putting on his act and causing Hermione to scowl even more. "By the way, your essay is still on my desk, awaiting your collection. Believe it or not, Mr. Potter, you actually got the highest grade in this class; your speculations about other ingredients to shorten the brewing process were interesting."

The class gasped again, and Hermione looked momentarily surprised, and then gave him a small smile. Harry smiled back at her; he could tell how she was trying to show some humility to apologize for her temporary lack of faith in him. "Thanks again, Professor," Harry said, washing his hands off before Summoning his essay and putting it away.

Snape changed the subject to the homework for the next class, which Harry wrote down. After everyone left, Snape said, "Potter, a word, please."

Harry backtracked his steps and went back to Snape's desk, which he was sitting down behind. After placing Silencing Charms on the room, Snape asked, "Are there any problems between you and your Housemates?"

"Of course there are," Harry sighed. "I'm sorry; you have more important things to worry about than my social problems."

"It's a concern of mine because, not only am I your guardian and professor, but because I can't tolerate such incidents in my classroom."

"I'll just ignore them, but thanks for helping."

“You can always come to my office if you have any problems,” Snape added, just to make sure.

"Of course, sir," Harry said neutrally. "By the way, anything else still working with the Command of Osiris?"

"
Almost done," Snape said casually. "Unfortunately, Bill Weasley's... incapacitation has become a problem. I'm sure I will be able to ask the right people, however."

"Oh, okay. Good-bye." With that, Harry left. Once outside, he had a sudden idea. Revenge on Arnold for that nasty trick of hers. He knew just what to do.

~*~*~*~

The first thing Harry did was return to his dormitory and to get his things out of his trunk. Going into the workroom, he got a small bottle of Shrinking Solution. Next, he took out some writing materials and purposely wrote a note left-handed in order to make his handwriting sloppy and unidentifiable. Smiling evilly, he then went down to the kitchens.

"Dobby!" he called.

"Hello, Harry Potter sir!" Dobby exclaimed.

"Hello, Dobby. I have a favor to ask. Will you do a certain job for me if I personally buy you five pairs of socks to mismatch properly?"

Dobby looked absolutely ecstatic. "Of course, Harry Potter sir, just name it!"

"Tell me, Dobby, do you have any Double Espresso?"

 

~*~*~*~

 

Harry spent his free period reading in the Great Hall. There were some glares at him as fellow Gryffindors came in, but he pretended to be oblivious to them. A few minutes later, the food appeared on the plates, and there was a surprised sound coming from that Arnold girl halfway down the table.

"Ooh, look at this note! 'To Judy Arnold, I have considered your views about that nasty Harry Potter going evil, and will try to talk to the other house-elves. In order to show my thanks for your concern, please try this special hot chocolate I have a knack for making. From, Dobby.'"

Both Ron and Hermione looked at the note, confused. Hermione read it over, then confirmed, “That’s definitely Dobby’s handwriting, but he practically worships Harry...”

From his seat, Harry could see Ron scrutinizing the note. "It looks like an eight-year old wrote it," he said flatly.

Harry kept his grin to himself. 'And an eight year old you shall be, Arnold,' he thought. 'Give or take a few months, since I put in just about enough to reduce a person's age by half of their present age, that is.'

Arnold put the note aside, stirred up her hot chocolate, and drank deeply. A few moments later, Ron let out a strangled cry that caught everyone's attention in the Great Hall. "Judy, what's happening to you!?"

Judy Arnold had shorted by a few feet and was now a cheerfully- smiling eight-year-old with large front teeth (not too much unlike the kind Hermione used to have), and her clothes trailing absurdly behind her. "Hi, my name's Judy Arnold, what's yours?"

A few people started laughing, and people started gossiping as to what happened. In the meantime, Arnold was chattering nonstop, mainly due to the caffeine-loaded Double Espresso. "I like books, do you like books, I think they're great, you wear funny-looking robes, what's with the lion badge, are you part of the Boy Scouts or something..." She went on and on speaking to Ron, who just stared at her, while more and more people began to laugh, but quietly, so they could hear her more. In the meantime, Hermione had a very strange look on her face, as though she wanted to grin but she was trying to prevent her face from showing that expression.

Harry glanced over to the teachers, who were observing the spectacle with varied glances. Dumbledore had that classic twinkle in his eyes while looking the part of a concerned school teacher; McGonagall kept her face pinched and hard, but Harry could tell she wanted to laugh; and Snape had a smirk on his face, and was looking as though he wanted to say some witty yet crushing comment.

Lupin was the only one looking directly at Harry. His slightly smiling expression said, "You did this, didn't you?"

Harry rolled his eyes and shrugged his shoulders as if to say, "I dunno."

"I think, Severus," Dumbledore said, turning to his Potions Master, "That a Shrinking Solution accidentally found its way into her drink; however, I highly doubt it was an act of terror, since it seems to be either an accident or a harmless prank." Harry hid his grin from behind his book, but considering how Dumbledore was such a good guesser, he wouldn't have been surprised if his mentor knew who did it. "Why don't you lead her down to your wonderful dungeons so you can restore her?"

Snape's facial expression was at a crossroads between "Why me?" and "This should be amusing." In the end, he decided not to argue with his employer. Juvenile Judy Arnold’s attention had locked onto Dumbledore, and was now rambling at him. ("How old are you, your robes are funny, did you know your nose is broken...")

Ignoring the laughs and Dumbledore's sudden blush, Snape got up, walked over to her, and said, "Follow me." Of course, Arnold's attention then locked onto him, and as he swept out of the Great Hall, she followed right behind him in her overlarge robes continuing to chatter. "Why are you all dressed in black, why is everyone dressed in black, is there a funeral going on here, where's the body, actually you remind me of the giant black monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey..."

By now, the entire Great Hall was laughing and sniggering, and Luna even got up and shouted, "Look! It's Judy the Jumpy!" Dumbledore was actually laughing loud enough now to wake up a deaf person ("The black monolith, oh that's rich..."). (2)

Suddenly, Zacharias Smith got up from his seat at the Hufflepuff table and shouted, "Potter! You're responsible for that, aren't you?"

The whole hall quieted down while Harry looked up for the first time. "She shrank by half her present age? I just thought she was acting more hyper than usual."

There were sniggers while Smith shot back, "Bull! You did it, didn't you?"

Harry sighed, putting on a very convincing act. "Give it up, Smith, you're fighting a losing battle there." Shutting his book, he got up and left.

On the way out, he saw Arnold passing in the hall, looking extremely embarrassed with herself. She was too busy staring out in front of her to even acknowledge Harry's presence.

He then met Snape coming out of his office. "I know it was you, Potter. What did you put in her drink anyway, Double Espresso?"

Harry smiled evilly. "As a matter of fact, I did."

For some reason, Snape found that smile rather disconcerting. It was like James Potter's face just before you walked under something smelly.

"Anyway, Potter, I have work to do, so if you don't mind, I need to get ready for my next class." With that, he glided off, but Harry could see the lingering smirk on his face.

When Harry got to his classroom, Dumbledore was already waiting there for him. "Hello, Harry," he said in a neutral tone. "There is something I would like to talk to you about. As you know, there were attempts to do things to the Hogwarts food that could have escalated into actual food poisoning if things had gotten too far. You might want to take such things into consideration, lest people start trying to gather evidence against you."

Harry felt a tiny jolt. Whoops, that prank may not have been the best thing to do.

"I understand, sir," Harry said slowly.

"On the other hand," Dumbledore smiled, "I haven't laughed that hard in ages. Anyway, I must arrange my sock collection, so have a good day, Harry."

"Likewise, Professor," Harry said. "Wait, I just remembered something. Maybe you should place the prophecy under the Fidelius Charm or something; I can't exactly trust Ron or Hermione at the moment."

"An excellent point, Harry. Well, good day." And with that, Dumbledore left for his own office.

As the first year Slytherins came in, Harry got down to work. They all were ready to get started on the new topic: How to defend oneself against the common ghoul.

~*~*~*~

 

Harry's week passed with various students from all over Hogwarts making snide comments about him. It disgusted Harry how they simply threw aside his good deeds and acts and treated him as though he had been evil all his life.

"Hey Potter, going to meet with your Death Eater buddies?"

"Bet you ten to one he has the Dark Mark on his arm."

"His parents must be rolling in their graves."

The whole time, Harry wanted to yell at them to shut up. Instead, he ignored them.

Of course, the professors were not happy at all with the attitudes of approximately half the student body. During Tuesday's Transfiguration lesson, McGonagall became furious with Smith for transfiguring Harry's hair into snakes behind his back, making Harry look like some sort of male gorgon. After restoring Harry's hair back to normal, she told Smith off for doing such a dangerous thing to Harry which could have led to major problems.

"Tell me, Mr. Smith, do you remember what I said in your first ever Transfiguration class?" she asked smoothly. "Anyone who messes around will leave and not come back."

There was dead silence as Smith went pale. "Get out, Mr. Smith," she said in a dangerous tone. "Wait in my office, and we will discuss whether or not you can safely continue to study in this class. Oh, and twenty points from Hufflepuff."

Smith glowered and was about to say something crushing to Harry when McGonagall headed this potential disaster off by butting in, "Don't give that look, Mr. Smith; he didn't make you do that."

Smith packed up his things and left, but after shooting one last glare at Harry, who glared in return.

McGonagall changed the subject by saying, "Anyway, as for your final essay on Transfiguration, they are all graded." With a wave of her wand, they all went flying back to their owners. Harry wouldn't forget this essay any time soon; it was three rolls of parchment!

Harry looked at his paper. He got a 101.

Wait a minute. A 101?

"Er, professor," Hermione said tentatively, "My paper only got a 99."

"You missed a couple of points, Miss Granger, sorry to say," McGonagall said in a neutral tone. "Speaking of changes in grades..." She walked over to Harry's desk and said, "Mr. Potter, you appear to be confused."

"Er, well, yes I am, Professor," he said, unsure. "How'd I get a 101?"

"Well," McGonagall said slowly, "For one thing, you added a whole other roll of parchment, and for another thing, you went very deep into theories that not many witches and wizards know about. In fact, very little books in my own library have that kind of information."

There was silence as Harry flipped through his essay. "Hm, I guess I lost track," he finally concluded. "But I got more than a 100 on a homework assignment for your class, so I can't complain."

McGonagall gave a tiny smile normally reserved for Hermione. "Excellent thinking, Mr. Potter. Anyway..." and as she gave out the next homework assignment to the class, Hermione looked at him again, her facial expression asking “How did you manage to outdo me again?” Harry merely shrugged; he couldn’t help it if he did well.

At the end of class, McGonagall called Harry to her desk. "They're causing problems, Potter?"

Harry shrugged it off. "No reason to worry about me. I don't want people to constantly hover around me and worry when they have their own things to worry about. To be honest, I really don't like people constantly fawning over me, that or shunning me."

McGonagall could see something sad in his eyes. Her student may not have noticed, but sometimes she felt this irresistible urge to mother him. Did Potter honestly have no idea how much he tugged at her heartstrings?

Then again, McGonagall could see Harry Potter's reasoning. His life seems to be like a coin constantly being flipped, either landing on one side or the other, between the attention and the rejection.

"Anyway, Professor McGonagall," he said, "You kinda backed me up already this year, so you don't need to keep doing that. Not to put you out of a job or anything, but I'm sure I'll manage on my own."

With that, he left, and she did not call him back.

 

~*~*~*~

 

"This is becoming a problem," McGonagall said later in the staff room before dinner. "Two days in a row, one of the students or another, has been doing something to try and harm Mr. Potter."

The whole staff room heard her words. Snape merely said, "You have my undying sympathy, Minerva."

Lupin looked angry once again. "The absolute nerve of them; ooh, when this is over, I will flunk all of them, I swear... This Friday's lesson is going to be a problem, I can see it now..." Ever since his tirade at Dumbledore the previous summer, he had become a lot better at expressing and venting his anger.

"The next class they have together is CoMC tomorrow," McGonagall continued. Turning to Hagrid, she said, "Rubeus, you'll keep an eye out tomorrow, right?"

Hagrid nodded. "Of course, I will, Minerva. Special bond, between Harry and me."

McGonagall nodded and smiled slightly when they heard something outside.

"Hey, Potter!" Michael Corner's voice called. The staff made to take a look, but Snape held his arm out, saying, "Let's see how this plays out."

There was a sigh. "What now, Corner?"

"Don't think this is the end you'll hear from me, Potter," he snarled. "I have an uncle who’s important in the Ministry, leader or not; he'll make sure I stay here at Hogwarts. -"

"'Your uncle?'" Harry asked incredulously. "Listen to yourself! You're turning into everything you hated about Draco Malfoy, and you accuse me of going evil? I don't think so, you hypocrite."

“One way or another, I’ll make sure you never live to see your own graduation, Potter!" Corner spat.

"Oh, Cor-ner," he said in a singsong voice.

"What?"

"Maybe you shouldn’t threaten me with murder right outside the teachers' lounge," Harry said pointedly. "That would definitely be a surefire way to lose them."

Corner yelped an expletive, and his quickened footsteps faded into the distance, and half the staff was smiling at the scene.

There was a knock on the door, and Harry walked in. "I don't know whether to be angry or amused," he commented. "You heard that, right?"

McGonagall said, "Yes, Potter, of course I did."

"Oh, okay. 'Bye."

 

~*~*~*~

 

The next day, Harry stood around a mix of various students from all Houses as if protecting him from Smith and Corner, who both shot glares at him. In the meantime, he allowed Blaise to introduce him to Tracey Davis and Daphne Greengrass. Daphne, of course, was a very talented flyer, and it seemed that Tracey was a very talented artist, probably good enough to rival Dean Thomas.

"Hey Scarhead!" Judy Arnold called from nearby while walking with her classmates to Herbology. "Plotting to kill Lupin so you can take over the defense job?" Smith and Corner laughed along with this.

"JUDY ARNOLD, SHUT YOUR FAT MOUTH!" Hagrid's voice boomed from inside the cabin, just as he was coming out. "That's the worst thing I've ever heard you say about Harry or Professor Lupin! You apologize to Harry right now!"

"But Hagrid, you know what a monster he's become-" Arnold tried to protest.

"I won't have any of it!" Hagrid argued. "Now get going to your Herbology class before I give you detention!"

"You know, Arnold," Blaise spoke up, "Hagrid has put up for the past three years with Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle ruining his classes; just because they're gone, that doesn't mean that you, Smith and Corner have to act as their replacements!"

Harry shook his head as he and the other “Hrry-supporters” laughed; Blaise had a way with words and often came up with clever arguments that could leave the victim's head spinning. Hagrid tried to hide his enormous grin behind his oversized hands as Arnold flushed and stormed off.

"Anyway," Hagrid continued (although the mirth was still ringing in his voice), "Today's lesson: Phoenixes." With a whistle, Fawkes appeared.

"As most of you might know, phoenixes are immortal birds. Fawkes here belongs to the Headmaster-" and Fawkes sang proudly at this "-and they can root out liars and they trust people more and more. The only ones who phoenixes completely trust are those of very high and noble character."

Almost as if on cue, Fawkes leaped forward onto Harry's shoulder and sang happily.

"What are you doing, Fawkes?" Corner demanded. "He's evil! Get away from him! Bad bird!"

Fawkes hissed at Corner, which sounded as though he was trying to cough something up. "Careful, Corner," Harry said. "My wand core comes from Fawkes, who's saved my life more than once, and Ardeavis is my friend. I have friends in very high places, you've been warned."

Hagrid growled at the now-unfriendly Ravenclaw, "I'm warning you, Corner, one more word, and you'll be sitting in McGonagall's office again."

Corner reluctantly stopped talking. The rest of the lesson went smoothly as Fawkes showed off some of his powers. Hagrid assigned half a roll of parchment for homework.

As Fawkes disappeared in a flash of flames, Hagrid waited behind for a moment to talk to Harry.

"Don't listen to them, Harry," he said quietly. "I know evil, and I know you're not it."

"I know," Harry sighed, "I know."

 

~*~*~*~

 

If it weren't for his friends (including Ron and Hermione especially), Harry might have done something irrational because of the other students’ behavior. Harry had slowly reconciled with his best friends regarding their lapse of faith in him, but soon enough, things were pretty much back to normal.

Harry also discovered Hermione’s reasons for doubting him at all: She wanted to believe that Percy was correct, and not cruelly reject him like other people had done to him in the past. For another thing, she tended to believe written evidence, and was also concerned for the safety of her own family. It took a little while, but Harry was eventually able to trust her again.

Mercifully, Charms passed without incident on Thursday. On Friday, however, Corner made the major mistake of whispering something truly nasty to Harry behind his back. This was a mistake, because Lupin picked it up with his extra-sensitive werewolf hearing. Corner looked about ready to have a stroke after being handed another detention, but Harry tried to ignore it the best he could.

Judy Arnold, however, had a back-up plan. Fred and George may not have said anything bad about Harry (as that would cause their sales to undoubtedly take a dip), but they were masters at coming up with new plans in the dark.

"Oh, Dennis," Arnold called to Colin's younger brother during lunch. "Listen, you have DADA last thing today with Potter, right?" The younger Creevey brother nodded eagerly. "Well, Fred and George- you remember them, right?- they sent me a new toy..."

If Ginny had been sitting close enough, she would have heard about the plot. Unfortunately, she was back up in Gryffindor Tower, doing some revision for her O.W.L.s.

~*~*~*~

 

It was just before the last period of the day (third year Slytherins and Gryffindors) that Harry realized how much of a problem it could be. Carefully going over every detail of his classroom, he made sure nothing could go wrong.

The class was one student short, since Pritchard Graham had left. All of the Gryffindors were watching him in a way he didn't trust, but Harry gave them in return one of those piercing looks, designed to intimidate.

Today, they would be learning about basilisks. Malcolm Baddock brought up the fact that Harry had killed the one in the Chamber of Secrets.

"You're right, Malcolm, I did," Harry said, "I just didn't want to bring that up."

"Well, my question is," Malcolm stated, "Since you're a Parselmouth and you could understand the monster, why didn't you try communicating to it?"

Harry thought about this and said, "I suppose that in hindsight, it might have been an interesting idea, except I was too busy trying to survive. Besides, it was listening to Voldemort, so I doubted it would have wanted to obey me."

Five minutes before class ended, Harry heard something in the back of the room. Raising his hand, he said, "Quiet!" After everyone was silent, he continued, "No one make a move. Not even a sound. If this is my day, I just might be able to bag Peter Pettigrew and toss him in prison once and for all. Stay still."

He transformed into a lion and prowled towards the back of the class. Whatever it was, it was hiding under a table, in a dark corner. As he heard small movements, he caught the gray, furry thing (whatever it was) as it tried to escape.

No sooner than he made physical contact with it than did he feel a huge electrostatic shock run through his body. He gave a high-pitched yowl that made everyone jump ("Rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"); he couldn't even move because he was paralyzed from the shock. Harry could even feel his lion fur sticking on end. A few moments later, it stopped, and feeling dizzy, he slumped to the ground, unconscious.

 

~*~*~*~

 

Dennis laughed with his fellow Gryffindors when the Electrifying Rat stopped giving off electricity. A lion-Harry with his lion coat sticking out like an explosion of black and gold fur with his eyes rolling around in his sockets was certainly a hilarious sight to behold.

Just then, Malcolm leapt out of his seat and rushed over to Harry. After running his hand over Harry's giant, furry body, he said, "Omigod, he's not breathing and I can't feel a pulse..." Turning to Dennis, he shouted, "What did you do to him!?"

The Gryffindors suddenly went pale; they could get in trouble for this.

“But,” Dennis spluttered, “it shouldn’t have knocked him out... it should have only given him a jolt to surprise him...”

Malcolm raised his wand and started the incantation when a Slytherin girl stopped him. "Wait, that's an advanced spell, something might go wrong... I'll get help," she said quickly, rushing out of the room.

Malcolm, in the meantime, was trying to awaken Harry, but carefully, since Harry might accidentally hurt someone if he woke up abruptly. One Slytherin girl even started crying, worried that something might happen. The next time Malcolm made to touch Harry, he quickly withdrew his hand as leftover static energy zapped him.

The girl, on the other hand, had returned with Lupin, who stopped dead in his tracks. After Malcolm told him what happened, Lupin observed the prank that had lay there, forgotten. His facial features quickly contorted into anger upon reading the label.

"Electrifying Rat, copyright of Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, eleven sickles!?" he exclaimed disbelievingly. "And what's this dial here...?" He screamed with anger as he realized that it was an amount of electricity that could have killed Harry if he were still a human.

"WHO DID THIS!?" he bellowed, looking for a culprit, his eyes scanning the room. His eyes suddenly stopped on Dennis Creevey's book bag, which was still half-open. Thrusting his hand into it, he pulled out an entire bag of the newly developed pranks, showing the entire class.

"Mr. Creevey," he growled, towering over the now-frightened third year Gryffindor, "You are in so much trouble, I-"

"What's the cause for all the commotion, Remus?" came a female Scottish voice from the door way; it was McGonagall. Lupin quickly explained the situation to his former professor, with details from Malcolm Baddock. By the end of it, McGonagall's lips were incredibly thin and a vein or two was pulsing in her neck.

"Mr. Creevey come with me," she said, grabbing him by the wrist and marching him out. Lupin conjured Harry's limp, unconscious form onto a stretcher and brought him down to the hospital wing. Just before he left, Malcolm tapped him on the arm and gave him the used Electrifying Rat ("For evidence," he explained).

"Thank you, Mr. Baddock," Lupin said, "And twenty points each to you and the girl who got me." And with that, he got Harry down to the hospital wing, forcing his way through the hallways, jammed with students trying to see what the commotion was.

~*~*~*~

 

Harry was in a strange environment that he couldn't even describe. Suddenly, there was a voice from behind him.

"Now's not the time for a cat nap," it joked. It was Sirius, grinning deviously. "Believe me, those brats, they have got to pay. Normally, I'm supposed to point you in the right direction, but since you have the right to defend yourself here, let me give you some advice: Give them hell, kid."

There was a strange vibration at that point, and Sirius winked as he vanished.

Harry was stirring, the light blinding him. His claws, legs and tail thrashed, and a voice said, "Easy, Mr. Potter, you're fine now."

It was Madam Pomfrey. Harry purred with content he rubbed up against her. She laughed a little (which was very uncommon in itself), and scratched him behind the ears.

He was lying on a hospital bed, and he decided to transform back before he accidentally ripped the bed or something. "Thanks again, Madam Pomfrey; you're a lifesaver."

She blushed with pride as Lupin came up, looking relieved. "Oh, you're alright, that's great Harry." Suddenly lowering his voice and frowning, he said, "Dennis Creevey was fooling around with a new prank from the twins, which he claims he got from Ron."

Before Harry could say anything else, McGonagall entered the ward and made a beeline for them. "There's a new problem, Remus; Samantha claims that Mr. Colin Creevey, who said he had to go to the bathroom, was waiting outside and took a picture of the prank."

What!?” Harry exclaimed, leaping right of his bed. Madame Pomfrey tsked while McGonagall muttered something darkly about a House meeting and left the ward just as quickly as she came.

"Harry," Lupin said seriously, "You went into cardiac arrest. Are you okay?"

"I'm fine now," Harry said, getting angrier by the second.

"Malcolm Baddock helped, by the way," Lupin added.

Getting up, Harry said, "Professor Lupin, please tell him I say thanks, tell all my students that I want half a roll on basilisks due next week, and tell Dennis Creevey that he has to write, 'I must not electrocute my professor' two hundred times for detention."

Lupin smiled a little. "Funny, Harry, funny."

As Lupin left, Dumbledore entered the ward. "It seems this is becoming a problem, Harry, with your Housemates' behavior. Thinking like that may be one thing, but acting like that is something else altogether."

Harry had an unhappy look on his face while Madam Pomfrey checked his pulse from his wrist. Just then, however, Ron and Hermione walked in. As Madam Pomfrey went off to attend to another student, Hermione hugged him, apologizing and sympathizing profusely until Ron persuaded her to let go of Harry.

“Harry,” Ron said, “I hope you’re alright. I don’t understand about that Electrocuting Rat, though; it wasn’t supposed to give off that much energy...”

“Someone will figure it out later, I hope,” Harry said flatly.

“Listen, Harry, can I give you a bit of wisdom I heard from Bill once?” Ron asked. “Something he said helped him through his time as Head Boy.”

Harry raised an eyebrow. “And what would that be?”

Illegitimi non carborundum,” Ron said with a bit of a flourish.

Both Harry and Hermione looked at their friend blankly while Dumbledore’s eyes twinkled. As Dumbledore got up and walked away, laughing quietly, Ron gave the translation to the Latin.

“It means, ‘Don’t let the bastards grind you down,’” Ron whispered so none of the staff members nearby could hear.

Ron!” Hermione whispered while giggling.

In the meantime, Harry laughed for the first time that week.

“Good one, Ron,” he chuckled. “I’ll have to tell that one to Voldemort the next time I see him.”

(End of Chapter 34.)

A/N: Yay, they’re still friends!

(1) It makes sense, right?

(2) I’m sorry, but no way in hell was I going to get rid of this!

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