20-Oct-2005

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Don't be fooled by the cock that I've got, I'm still Bev from the block.

Used to have a little, now I have a lot and I know where it came from!

Used to fool around with a girl called Lizzy, used to freek, buck wild and get busy!

Now I'm with a white dyke called Terri...and have become a full blown lezzie!

Had a thing about this gin fizzie, and she really did have a lotta titty

Arse & thighs you see...was a place I really wanted to be.

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Back to the reason for this song, how I came to have a really big schlong!

It's for Terri to know it's really me, you can be a dyke and a man you see!

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