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Welcome to our Web site!
This site was initially developed as a repository for
photographs of office parties at our company. The site has since
progressed into debauchery and debasement when a well respected member
of staff decided that she would chuck in the towel (as a rat deserts a
sinking ship) and seek pastures new. As we wanted to buy her something
unusual as a leaving gift, we decided to go to Ann Summers shop and
purchase an Erotic Movie Making book which we were sure would assist her
transition to her new career. We then asked selected members of staff to
have their pictures taken in various erotic and suggestive poses. It
must be pointed out that peoples' interpretation of "suggestive and
erotic" was quite subjective ranging from 'they must have done this
before...', to having to be physically posed by the creative director!
Unbeknown to the unsuspecting members of staff who had so willingly
given their time (and bodies) in pursuit of creativity, "Sam the Shlag"
then proceeded to cut out the photos and superimpose them on top of the
pictures in the book. Unfortunately, due to copyright laws, threats of
litigation and just plain refusal of some employees to be identified,
the pictures cannot be published here. However, these can be made
available by donating to my "Holiday in Hawaii" and "Get out of Jail
free" funds. (All donations gratefully accepted). Later that evening,
when the book was presented to the departing employee, as part of the
presentation, Miss Mandy Whiplash gave a rousing and inspiring speech
whilst "Creative Shlag Sam" began to writhe and gyrate, complete with
heavy breathing sound effects, to hi tech sounds of ring tones from a
Motorola. (No expense incurred, as the company motto goes).
Unfortunately, I mistook this for an epileptic fit and attempted to
administer first aid...
The waiters at the Indian restaurant thought all this to be highly
amusing...especially the young lad who claimed to be "of age" yet looked
liked he had just finished his school homework before commencing a busy
evening in the family business. It took some effort from his colleagues
to remove him from our table, where the book of erotica had obviously
caught his attention. I don't speak any Asian languages but I think
"Look at the baps on that!" translates well into any language. Whether
he was talking about the book or members of staff sitting around the
table will always remain a mystery.
Anyway, sit back and enjoy pictures of the leaving do. Also you may want
to read "Diary of a Shlag", for further adventures and escapades. |
