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Ramblings from Shlag members will be posted here.
Once upon a time there were 9 Shlags who went on a mini-bus to
Blackpool. Mum, Dad, Albert, Sam, Gem, Emma, Caff, Jackie, Perv
& Lisa. Mum & Dad were shaggers and this was one of the worst
kept secrets. Gem was the biggest ho that ever walked the planet
and Albert surpassed all competition to the crown of Minger. The
weekend controversy was the $50 bet that Albert made with Mum
that he would "pull". But this was also a deadly kept
secret...so much so that when Albert didn't even as much as pull
his pud...he refused to pay up and reneged on the bet.
The hotel, "The Tudor Rose" (a marvellous establishment by any
stretch of the imagination) was full of minging mingers and
pervy pervs (excluding Albert because he was so minging, the
hotel management wouldn't let him stay and muttered something
about "lowering the tone of they place" as they ejected him from
the premises and directed him to the mangy bedsit next door).
The "Ship Inn" was so nasty, they had to let us in for free. I
think they sold the carpet as the floor was really sticky
underfoot. You would have thought they would have sold the glue
as well if times were that hard. Strangely enough, Albert loved
it, though.
When we went to Pepe's (£1 entry but free sex show), Gem was so
excited by the erect todger encased in a silver lurex thong,
that she is now saving up for a sex change so that she can have
one all of her own. (All she needs is the penis extension,
really. There is talk that that she may be the recipient of a
live donor transplant from "Bev from the block" if she decides
to go full on dyke, that is...
To be continued.... |
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