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Terman's Law:
There
is no direct relationship between the quality of an educational programme
and it's cost
Campbell's Travelling-with-the-Kids
Law:
It's
better to go when you have to go - than to go and find you've already gone
Hendrickson's Law:
If a
problem causes many meetings, the meetings eventually become more important
than the problem
The George Washington
Cherry Tree Theory of Truth and Consequenses:
You can
get away with anything as long as you tell someone about it
Mark Twain's Observation:
Adam
was but human - this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the
apple's sake, he wanted it because it was forbidden
Saul Lavisky's Observation:
Education
is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get
from not reading it
Rahilly's Law of Academic
Administration:
Remember
that not all the faculaty have all thier faculties
Haap's Rule:
Don't
ever let an alligator mouth overload a humming-bird rear end
Papa Rich's Conclusion:
Whatever
a parent does is wrong
Kavanaugh's Maxim:
Necessity
never made a good bargain
Zaenglein's Rostulate:
Kids
used to ask you where they came from - now they tell you where to go
Rodney's Rule:
Never
let your studies intefere with your education
McFadden's Observation:
The trouble
with experience as a teacher is hat the test comes first and the lesson
afterward
The First Afghan Law of
Eduation:
No amount
of poor schooling can spoil a good student
Sander's Rumination:
Life
is a game, the object of which is to discover the object of the game
Cornuelle's Law:
Authority
tends to assign jobs to those least able to do them
Clint's Cure-All:
When
in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!
Mullin's Observation:
Indecision
is the key to flexibilty
Napier's Cogent Comment:
Old people
know more about being young than you people know about being old
Baird's Rumination:
The brilliant
person who invented peanut butter can't be all that great
Father Brennan's Famous
Footnote:
Children
should be heard, not obscene
Hecker's Law:
If you
do your lessons every day, you never have to worry about a test
Boxer's Law:
A person
who minces his words usually chokes on them
Mrs. Bowman's Law of Sibling
Rivalry
The child
who cuts the piece of candy in half doesn't get first choice of the two
pieces.
Eagle's Law:
Don't
ever stand up to be counted or someone will take your seat
Preston's Postulate:
He who
trains his toungue to quote the learned sages will be known far and wide
as a smart-ass
Jimenez's Maxim:
If they
give you ruled paper, write the other way
An Educational Guess:
The founder
of the school of hard knocks bruised easily
Spence's Observation:
One doesn't
have to be handicapped to get a decent education, but it certainly helps
Shultz's Sage Thought:
If you
don't have a memory like an elephant, leave tracks like one
Grandma Soderquist's Observation
Remember
on your walk through life, the grass made greener on the other side of
the fence is caused by "pasture pies"
Parker's Rule of Palimentary
Procedure:
A motion
to adjorn is always in order
Sousa's Principle of Lecture:
If you
can't baffe them with brilliance, befuddle them with bullshit
Talamantez's Gripe
You don't
discover life is more than a bowl of cherries till after you've eaten them
Groya's Law:
What
we learn after we know it all, is what counts
Dr. Levitan's Rule:
If it
smells bad and is sticky, it will eventually find it's way onto your children
or your shoes
Furst's Academic Axiom:
He who
controls the purse strings controls the educational policy
Utvich's Observation:
Education
is the process of moving from cocksure ignorance to thoughtful uncertainty
B.V. Roy's Conclusion:
Teaching
is the fine are of imparting knowledge without posessing it
Bergman's Bromide:
Today's
life-style is such that no matter how much money you make, you'll still
eat a hamburger (in some form) four times a week
Goldstien's Truism:
Sucess
means only doing what you do well, letting someone else do the rest
Oscar Mayer's Creed:
No mater
how many hot dogs you consume at home, they always taste better at the
ball park