Give VIZ and other comics that "Pulp Fiction" feel by reading the last frames of cartoons first, then reading the rest in a random order. 

High blood pressure sufferers. Simply cut yourself and bleed for while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. 

Internet users. Save yourself a lot of time and money by simply ringing a public call box and waiting for some sad person to walk by with nothing to do than answer it. 

Olympic athletes. Conceal the fact that you have taken performance enhancing drugs by simply running a little bit slower and letting someone else win. 

Avoid drink driving by freezing beer in an ice maker, then eating it. 

Lorry drivers. Keep your indicator on for half an hour after each maneuver in order to keep car drivers on their toes. 

Heavy smokers. Don't throw away those filters from the end of your cigarettes. Save them up and within a few years you'll have enough to insulate your loft. 

Dog owners. Give passers by the impression that your dog is well trained by ordering it to do whatever it happens to be doing already. 

Road rage drivers. Settle your dispute honorably by removing your car aerials and having a fencing duel. The aerials will retract if they hit a solid object, thus preventing serious injury. 

Motorists. Enjoy the freedom of cycling by removing your windscreen, sticking half a melon skin on your head, then jumping red lights and driving the wrong way up one way streets. 

Housewives. Brighten up Mondays by coating your kitchen floor with "Quavers" in order to recreate the sound of walking through virgin snow whilst preparing the tea. 

Create instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your chin in a bowl of iron fillings. 

X File fans. Create the effect of being abducted by aliens by drinking two bottles of vodka. You'll invariably wake up in a strange place the following morning, having had your memory mysteriously "erased". 

Wheelchair basketball coaches. Miss out Lourdes from any forth coming European tours in order to avoid losing your star players. 

A sheet of sandpaper makes a cheap and effective substitute for costly maps when visiting the Sahara desert. 

Toblerone chocolate bars make ideal "toast racks" for ritz crackers. 

Car tyres painted white and wrapped in green tarpaulin sheets make ideal packets of polos for short sighted giants. 

Convince neighbours that you have invented a "SHRINKING" device by ruffling your hair, wearing a white laboratory coat and parking a JCB digger outside your house for a few days. Then dim and flicker the lights in your house during the night and replace the JCB unseen, with a tonka toy of the same description Watch their faces in the morning!