Top Books Children will never Read
  1. "You Were an Accident"
  2. "Strangers Have the Best Candy"
  3. "The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
  4. "Some Kittens Can Fly!"
  5. "The Protocols of the Grandpas of Zion"
  6. "How to Dress Sexy for Grownups"
  7. "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
  8. "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"
  9. "Where's Godot?"
  10. "Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
  11. "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"
  12. "All Dogs Go to Hell"
  13. "The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
  14. "When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It"
  15. "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
  16. "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
  17. "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
  18. "Bi-Curious George"
  19. "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
  20. "Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver"
  21. "You Are Different and That's Bad"
  22. "Fun Four Letter Words to Know and Share"
  23. "Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things"
  24. "Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way"
  25. "Shut Up or I'll Smack You Like You Wouldn't Believe"
  26. "That's It, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption"
  27. "Exploring the Mall on Your Own!"
  28. "Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I Can Do It Book"
  29. "Bible Stories I: The Song of Sodom and Gomora"