"Finish your lima beans or you're not getting
any heroin for dessert!"
"If you don't stop that this instant,
I'll have Grandma perform another striptease for you."
"If this plexiglass wasn't between us,
I'd wash your mouth out with soap, young man."
"Billy Bob, you finish them chores or
Sis ain't goin' to the prom with ya!"
"Eat your brussel sprouts, or Mommy won't
love you anymore."
"Don't make me put you back in the womb!"
"As long as you live under this roof,
you're *going* to wear that dress, young man!"
"You just wait til your father gets paroled!"
"Stop crying, Lourdes, or Uncle Dennis
will kick you in the groin."
"All right, Little Mister, no more time
in the sheep pen for you!"